*puts tongue in cheek*
I am a Piss Taking , Ball Busting, Kiss Stealing, Music Loving, Binge Drinking, Hedge Diving, Salad Dodging, Hole Poking, Rib Tickling, Button Pressing, Never Quitting, Storm Chasing, Thrill Seeking, Nipple Twisting, Puppy Kicking, Head Fucking, Cigarette Smoking, Record Playing, Joke Making, Cardiac Arresting, Always Innovating, Mould Breaking, Charisma Oozing, Soul Searching, Brain Damaging, Dancefloor Burning, High Fiving, Giant Killing, Tokyo Smashing Son of a Gun. Fuck it i might just be the best thing that ever happens to you!
*removes tongue from cheek*
Clearly the above is bollocks, well, most of it anyway. If you wanna know something, feel free to ask!
