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Jeff (the blue crayon)

Always stay far away from the red-eyed elk

About Me

I'm gooey, and I would definitly choose flight over invisability.I have a hot wife named Amy, we have a son on the way named Simon.I make music under the moniker "Son of Heatwave", listen if you like.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone everywhere is followed by a large elk, wheather yours has red eyes or normal eyes, that is up to you

Music:

Otis Redding, Destroyer, Sufjan Stevens, Flaming Lips, Animal Collective, Pavement, Elvis Costello, Neutral Milk Hotel, Olivia Tremor Control, The Microphones, Keith Green, Granddaddy, Stevie Wonder, The Zombies, The Shins, Dr. Dog, Brian Wilson, Mount Eerie, The Ronettes, The Kinks.

Movies:

The Quest (because we are all a little scared of submerged cranes)

Television:

That show that I refer to as "the family" and watch on my four (wall size) TV screens

Heroes:

no, no, my friend "hero" is spelled H-E-R-O, so I'm sure that "hero" plural-i-fied would simply add an "s" creating H-E-R-O-S. I guess it's back to the dictionary, Dr. Tom.

My Blog

a black widow spider stole my birthday

In 1978, I was born in the season of black widows and black widowers. While my wife planned a wonderful surprise birthday for me last Saturday,  she failded to factor in the fact that ...
Posted by Jeff (the blue crayon) on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:46:00 PST

Poem: Retired Skin Tone Supremacy Pointer Atter

                               The Retired Skin Tone Supremacy...
Posted by Jeff (the blue crayon) on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:30:00 PST

Poem: Wartime Breakfast Central

                                     W...
Posted by Jeff (the blue crayon) on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:27:00 PST

Poem: Moth

Moth   They say that you eat clothes   and though Im not entirely sure that I believe that,   I absolutely must kill you. since this is the room where I sleep, most often with my mout...
Posted by Jeff (the blue crayon) on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:38:00 PST

Poem: Plastic Cylindrical Inker Upper

Plastic Cylindrical Inker Upper   Im sorry too, Pen but the fact remains that sometimes you produce ink and sometimes you attempt to burrow through my paper one dry tip stroke at a time   A...
Posted by Jeff (the blue crayon) on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:06:00 PST

Poem: Nashvillian Sunglass Riot

Chapter 1 Nashvillian Sunglass Riot   The Thread of the Bright Light Spool was formed by several prominent female country western singers, who were told by their record companies that they were ...
Posted by Jeff (the blue crayon) on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:02:00 PST