The New and Improved
Ultimate About Me
Basics:
Name: Chris Caivano
Date of Birth: 06/11/72
Birthplace: summit, n.j.
Current Location: kenilworth
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6' 2"
Heritage: italian
Piercings: 1
Tattoos: 8
Favourite: Band/Singer: emmott otter's jug band
Song: hole in the wash tub
Movie: clockwork orange
Disney Movie: debbie does mickey
TV show: heros
Color: black
Food: curry goat
Pizza topping: meatballs
Ice-Cream Flavor: coffee
Drink (alcoholic): sure
Soda: not too much
Store: home depot
Clothing Brand: what ever fits
Shoe Brand: red wing
Season: summer
Month: june
Holiday/Festival: halloween
Flower: pushin' daisies
Make-Up Item: powder for my nads
Board game: chess or backgammon
This Or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: mixed
Fruit or veggie: veg
Night or day: it depends
Sour or sweet: sweet and sour
Love or money: well i have no money so....
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: warm
Your:
Goal for this year: make more money and get in a little better shape
Most missed memory: my mother and brother
Best physical feature: my ass
First thought waking up: hmmmmmmmmm
Hypothetical personality disorder: i can't decide
Preferred type of plastic surgery: none
Sesame street alter ego: idk
Fairytale alter ego: idk
Most stupid remark: butt
Worst crime: pissing in some asshole's convertible
Greatest ambition: be financially secure and make some good music
Greatest fear: waking up with my dong in a snakes cage and it devours it hole
Darkest secret: it's too dark i can't see
Favorite subject: i was home schooled in anatomy
Strangest received gift: poop
Worst habit: not wearing a belt and showing the world my nice ass crack
Do You:
Smoke: yes
Drink: not as much anymore
Curse: what kind of fuckin stupid motherfuckin question is that, asshole!
Shower daily: golden??????
Like thunderstorms: if i'm inside
Dance in the rain: yes naked
Sing: yes
Play an instrument: drums and a little guitar
Get along with your parents: now i do
Wish on stars: yeah
Believe in fate: sometimes
Believe in love at first sight: yes
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: no
Cook: yes
Speak another language: i yi yi yi yi burito taco pres. bush
Dance: horizontal bopp
Sing: yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: yes
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: yes
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: if do u wanna#$$%^ me, than yes
Stolen something: i thought it was free
Cried yourself to sleep: i wish
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? nagging
Are you right or left handed? right but shoot pool and a gun lefty
What is your bedtime? up and down all night
Name three things you can't live without: my penis, my woman, and my toe
What is the color of your room? i sleep on the couch
Do you have any siblings? one young brother and one older deceased brother
Do you have any pets? 4 cockatiels and a canary
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? 5 bucks
What is you middle name? none
What are you nicknames? breeze, asshole, there are so many
Are you for or against gay marriage? please don't ask me that question
What are your thoughts on abortion? only if a woman is raped
Do you have a crush on anyone? no but i crushed someone
Are you afraid of the dark? only if i can only see the eyes and the teeth
How do you want to die? painless
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? it had too be a lot
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? definately
What is the last law you’ve broken? loodness
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: blond
Eye color: green sometimes blue
Height 5'10"
Weight 140
Most important physical feature: ass
Biggest turn-off talkin bout bills in bed
