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I'm James. Here's what I've figured out thus far in life:
- Every human has the ability to make their life and the lives around them better or worse simply by their choice of facial expressions.
- While puppies and kittens are for the most part all adorable, a greater percentage of dogs maintain their adorableness over time, and thus are the better investment (plus they love you more...go ahead and ask them).
- If given the choice between Pepsi and Coke, most Americans would choose...both, Supersized, and forced directly into their bloodstream intravenously, along with their diabetes medication.
- Shoppers, especially at Wal-Mart for some reason, are so entranced by merchandise that they become absolutely oblivious to anything else in the store, including but not limited to: other shoppers whose paths they are blocking, middle-aisle displays of potato chips they back into, giant freights of merchandise being wheeled in by equally oblivious employees, their own prematurely obese children, and articles of clothing that have become lodged underneath the wheels of their shopping carts.
- The internet is both the best and worst thing in the world at the same time, and there aren't too many things that can make that claim.
- Every company is owned by a small handful of larger companies. So when the side-effects of one product can be eased by the usage of another product, and the same company sells both products, it seems like that company is profiting from side-effects, and probably likes having products with side-effects. Scary thought huh?
- When a serious person says something absurdly un-serious, and does so with a straight face, it's often funny. Sean Connery talking about wanting to ride a pony, or something of that nature.
- One out of every 10 people in the US are currently on Food Stamps. Yes, 30 million out of the 300 million populace. So if you know 10 people, and not one of them are on food stamps, that means somewhere else in this country the ratio must be 2:10 in order for the overall ratio to balance out. And if you know 100 people that aren't, then think about what that means elsewhere. Sad huh?
- Caffeine is completely unnecessary, and anyone who believes otherwise is fooling themselves into wasting a lot of money.
- Lions have got to be jealous of Tigers...they're basically the same animal but one is wearing a much sweeter costume, and got on the cover of Frosted Flakes.
- Whatever I say about you says more about me than it does about you. Thanks Dr. Masterson.
"...every time two people come together to transact any kind of an activity -- business, fraternity, relationship -- your job should be to make their life better off because you were in it." - Jay Abraham, paraphrasing some other dude.
