I'd like to meet:
BEST FUCKING KEYBOARDIST EVER!!!!
This is a story about like a fucking elephant, right his name was Dave or Jim I think. Right well one day this bitch is all like fuck this I'm going to be a fucking tiger, well he fucking hit and gym. HE TOOK SOME FUCKING PROTEIN! Pretty soon this bitch was fucking jacked, I mean fucking x-rays couldn't see past his fucking abs, cause they were fucking washboards made of fucking lead and women, you fucking hear me? Well, this bitch took so many steriods, his fucking dick fell off, YES HIS FUCKING DICK FELL OFF! So, anyways this bitch like fucking colored himself like fucking tiger color using his fucking awesome crayon set he got for fucking Thanksgiving, that's right FUCKING Thanksgiving! So this bitch fucking walks up to the fucking tigers and was like bitch I'm a fucking tiger. Well now he's in a fucking mexican prison, cause that fucking tiger was a fucking 7 year old child bitchface. Yes, he fucking raped that bitch ass like he plugged that butt, and to make fucking matters worse, he wasn't even a fucking elephant, he was a fucking frog. So this bitch is in fucking prison being like fucker I'm missing french rap for this shit? Fuck you I'll fucking cut your fucking face right the fuck off, you fucker. Well you're probably thinking what the FUCK is the point of this story, well I'll FUCKING tell you, the FUCKING POINT OF THIS FUCKING STORY is eat your fucking vegetables or else you'll be fucking skullfucked while watching the fucking new fucking vege-fucking-tales in fucking theaters!
