A word from Founder and Eternal Lady President of HEELS (Honourary East End Ladies Society.) "I like French Martinis, being left to my own devices and can usually be found on the 38 - doing my makeup. I believe it is better to be deeply superficial than superficially deep. I began HEELS when I realised there were others who were the same."
...and even even they don't feel the same - they pretend they do - this is the real meaning of friendship.
What we do...
NOTHING - that's the point.
Doing stuff is totally overated especially if its to impress people you don't even like/respect/fancy. The only person you have to please is yourself - and if you are prone to thought (very dangerous in our times) then this can sometimes be the hardest thing to do.
...but we are looking for a PR - to bang on about the fact we don't do anything. As long as you've got good PR, who needs to actually do anything. Right kids?
join us anyway - we may do something one day if a cure for ennui is found...
xxx
