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Ned Carlos

I am here for Friends

About Me

awkward, shy, a bit-troubled, tragic but handsome tuxedo cat

My Interests

keyboarding, computer programming, growling, hissing, killing small rodents, cheating death in traffic, beating up my little brother, ralphie, and studying graphs and manuals to calculate patterns in weather systems. also i'm the boss of my street. my bf is a black shoelace. i use liquid paper to cover up my mistakes.

I'd like to meet:

dogs who play poker, hello kitty (i think she's a cutie!), jim jaggers and the live doppler radar, and the siamese hottie across the street

Music:

CAT POWER! she was my first true love, but it didn't work out.

Movies:

i hate garfield, the movie!! my brother thinks he's so cool when he does his garfield imitations. but they're really lame. i like film noir flicks. they're black and white like me.

Television:

windows are my televison when it's cold outside and i'm stuck in the house. with my special cat power, i summon squirrels and birds to re-enact civil war battles for my amusement. yesterday, they did a pretty good battle at shiloh. i'd give it 3 and a half stars.

Books:

i'm really into sketch books. i like to draw with my sacred paws. i'm also into music theory and labanotation and find dance history books pretty interesting.

Heroes:

tall majestic trees. god bless'em.

My Blog

the turkey was delicious!

i even ate ralphie's!
Posted by Ned Carlos on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:05:00 PST

it’s rainy today

i'm losing my mind being trapped inside the house
Posted by Ned Carlos on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

keanu ate all the cranberry sauce.

that dude is a total mooch!
Posted by Ned Carlos on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:09:00 PST

lionel richie bought me a beautiful red cape

which i will don this thanksgiving
Posted by Ned Carlos on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

keanu and i watched xanadu

last night. he's back. he got fired.
Posted by Ned Carlos on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST

peaches and herb are in my guest room

it's pretty exciting
Posted by Ned Carlos on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:41:00 PST

lionel richie told me a secret

he does not want a bastard grandchild.
Posted by Ned Carlos on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST

i’m hiding from ralphie

in hopes that he will NEVER find me.
Posted by Ned Carlos on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:39:00 PST

ralphie keeps gittin’ all up in my bidness!

so i hiss at him!
Posted by Ned Carlos on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:32:00 PST

keanu got a job and left.

he's working for the weekend.
Posted by Ned Carlos on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:34:00 PST