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Smurph

There you go thinking and you're not used to it!!!

About Me

Okay...I've now been broken down...I've read enough of people's stupid, bitchy blogs that I now have to retaliate. I am completely against blogs, but damnit, you people deserve it...expect good things to come.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Smurph
Birthday: 10/16/81
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: Knoxville, TN
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: British/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steve Madden's and Bed Stu's
Your Weakness: My inability to say "no"
Your Fears: Commitment...haha, not really, well maybe, hmmm, i dunno, just thought that would be a good guy answer
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni without sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make some money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need a nap
Your Best Physical Feature: either my hair because it's really soft, you'd have to touch it to believe it, or my chest, i'm not vain, i've just been told i give good hugs
Your Bedtime: when the beer runs out
Your Most Missed Memory: when i met Dean Shwartz and his wife my freshman year and asked him if it was his Misses or his Mistress
Pepsi or Coke: Coke....i've proven that i'd rather pay for coke than get a pepsi for free
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's fries, Burger King burgers
Single or Group Dates: doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: blah...both suck
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: very poorly...but hell yes
Do you Shower Daily: mostly....except when i forget, but i've forgotten to eat some days too
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, had a blast
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: for the most part
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: too well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: used to play the bass...haven't touched it in years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, but not as much as in the past....either i'm maturing or i'm broke
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: heck yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hells yeah....with tons of wasabi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no....but i'll have to get back to you next month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: if i said no, would anyone believe me???
Ever been called a Tease: maybe
Ever been Beaten up: not in a long time
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: your daddy
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe....wait, damn, that's a continent, oh well, i'm sticking with it
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'4"-5'10"
Weight: 120-135lbs, but these are not strict guidelines i follow
Best Clothing Style: showing lots of skin....unless you have too much to show
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 1 - Frank Sinatra
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, everything has made me who i am
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My Interests

I'm a graduate from Marietta College in Ohio (not Georgia) in 2004. I studied Accounting there, though I'm not nearly as lame as that makes me sound. I'm currently a part time student at the University of Tennessee taking prep courses to go into the MBA program next year. I'm a very random person, and depending on the mood I'm in, crazy things can happen when you're around me.

I'd like to meet:

good lookin girls from anywhere, though preferably knoxville area. if i don't know you already, send me a message or something or you'll just sit in my pending invites until i know who you are, and don't post a comment saying "Thanks for the add!!".

Music:

Country, rock, some rap, metal....hell, just like everyone else....a little of everything

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, The Daily Show, Lost, CSI, CSI: Miami, and Grey's Anatomy

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo

Heroes:

My parents: Old Man Murph and Mama

My Blog

On A Hiatus From Drinking

Well, as hard of a conclusion it was to come to, I have decided to go on a prolonged break from drinking alcohol.  I used to make this choice once a year for anywhere from 4 months to 8 months, b...
Posted by Smurph on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:12:00 PST

Tribute to Sgt. Robert W. Ehney

Whenever I get excessively emotional (both good and bad), for some reason I've been turning to poetry.  For anyone who has witnessed a flag folding ceremony, they know just how emotional that can...
Posted by Smurph on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

Another Lost Art Form

Looks like I just needed to get my jumbled, discontinuous thoughts out to spark another rant.  As I'm sure you read in my first entry, I briefly mentioned the lost art form of dating.  I'd l...
Posted by Smurph on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:24:00 PST

Can't seem to convey my full thoughts on this one

Okay....I've been fighting with it for a couple of weeks now, but I can't seem to get all of my thoughts straight for the new entry, but here's an attempt at it any way.  As you may know, an old ...
Posted by Smurph on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:48:00 PST

Mortality

Today I cried.For those of you who don't know me well, that was a huge statement.  I cried today for the first time in I don't know how long.  I usually don't show emotion; anger is just a w...
Posted by Smurph on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST

Rules of the Road

Today was a particularly busy day for me.  Tons of time driving back and forth from thing to thing and the number one thing a accomplished:  Road Rage.  I haven't been so pissed off beh...
Posted by Smurph on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

The First Thing You Notice.....

This will be a short entry because I'm just about to get off work and have been rediculously busy all day.I was just thinking about what's the first thing I notice when I see a girl.  Depending ...
Posted by Smurph on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:09:00 PST

The Little Things In Life

Driving to work this morning in a half-asleep daze, I suddenly got excited by my chance to splash through this big puddle on the side of the road.  It was great!!!  I sped up and swerved int...
Posted by Smurph on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

Aspirations

What do you aspire to??Everyone should aspire to be something bigger than they are now.  If you are 100 ontent with who you are at this specific moment in life, then I suggest you stop reading an...
Posted by Smurph on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:52:00 PST

Growth

Growth...Today At LeastLife is a growing process.  The very first thing that you grow to be is dependent.  Everyone does, its not a flaw, you're a baby at the time, so you're dependent (see ...
Posted by Smurph on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST