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I am Isaac Leviticus Hardy I like to wear pants, I am a nerd, a maintainer, and a robot. I don't really ever cook at all, except for stew on occasion. I also pour bowls of cereal, and it's the best cereal ever. I love to sing and pretend I'm on American Idol, Paula loves me. I love to poop when no one is looking. I love being a robot. Robots don't need to eat food, we just do it for fun. I love pounding the buttons on my laptop, I make Necrons DIE. I can play the Jew's Harp, I am a Jew's Harp virtuoso. If I had to choose between a bolter a heavy bolter and an assault cannon, I would always choose an assault cannon. I love chiminichangas. I believe that I am incredibly cursed with unnaturally smelly feet. I still love to watch old B-movies. I like to write Haiku's, I wrote one on my dogs left kidney. I am afraid of the boogey man. I hate to be punched in the face. I am Omnipotent. I have petted a hobo and some dog that only had one leg. "I can make it on my own!" I once caught a smurf when I was hunting. I love to go hunting for Norwals especially with my Pappy McPherson. I still sometimes call him Pater Und Faja!I was recently married to one of the best women on this plane of existence, she continually makes me happy and has yet to leave me wanting.I am looking to being the best husband I know how to be, and using our combined powers to combat the forces of evil.