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Lefty

if i had a million dollars, 90% of it would go to Booze, women, partying, the other 10% I would wast

About Me



My Interests

Sports, art, music, beer

I'd like to meet:

The entire cast of Cannon Ball Run. Jesus, Jenny McCarthy, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Magic Johnson, Bob from the Quiznos commercials, Andre the Giant, Donald Trump, The devil, only if he looks like George Burns, Tom Landry, Jim Henson. And any women who meet my shallow standards.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Red Elvises, O.A.R, Pink Floyd, Dropkick Murphys, David Allen Coe, Hank III, Ween, Weezer, Billy Joel, Beatles, Van Morrison, anything that doesn't suck

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Scar Face, Super Troopers, Major League, Dumb and Dumber, John Wayne flicks, One flew over the Cuckoos nest, Matrix,

Television:

Family Guy, NFL, MLB, College Football, Discovery Channel, History Channell,

Books:

Biographys,

Heroes:

My family, Superman, Batman, Evel Knievel, Hulk Hogan,

My Blog

My first newspaper article

 This ran in the Wednesday June 6 edition of The Montana Standard Fear and Loathing in Boston I was planning on my trip to the East Coast for months. The night before I left for Boston I received...
Posted by Lefty on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST

Very funny quotes

Some of my favorite quotes: " Im so lucky, it could be raining pussy and Id get hit by an asshole." "He could fall in a bucket of tits and come up sucking his thumb." "A true cometitor is someon...
Posted by Lefty on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:56:00 PST