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Jeff

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About Me


First of all, I'm smarter than you are. I'm also stubborn. Don't try to change my mind, you'll only be annoying both of us. I'm a Taurus. I'm in the Army. My car is my biggest hobby. I like Turkey sandwiches with lots of mayo. I have black hair that I keep very short. I dislike liars and government. I have a habit of cracking my knuckles. I am a libertarian and a card-carrying member of the ACLU. Speed limits are only recommendations. I am no longer addicted to caffeine.
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MYSELF - The Goods
Name: Jeff Langdon
Birthday: Cinco de Mayo, 1984
Birthplace: Bristol, PA
Current Location: ATL
Eye Color: dark green
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: desert tan combat boots
Your Weakness: females
Your Fears: sharks, high places
Your Perfect Pizza: large six cheese, super greasy
My IQ: ~148
Thoughts First Waking Up: god damn it
Your Best Physical Feature: I have a fine ass
Your Bedtime: usually 12
Your Most Missed Memory: roadtrips with my grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: only 'dro
Do you Swear: fuckin A right
Do you Sing: I'm not any good
Do you Shower Daily: 6 days a week probably
Have you Been in Love: I don't think so
Do you want to go to College: wanna go back
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: I'm the greatest.
Do you get Motion Sickness: when I'm drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess so..
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom, yes. but not dickface
Do you like Thunderstorms: if I'm inside and the power stays on
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a couple nights ago
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: all at once?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some pens from work
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: almost, but I won
Ever Shoplifted: about 10 years ago
How do you want to Die: in my sleep on my 120th birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich and retired
What country would you most like to Visit: The Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything really
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: not too long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: weight is less important than appearance
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have no idea
Number of MP3s I own: about 3000
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not taking enough pictures
Nothing better to do? - so - Find Something!

My Interests

I like anything intellectually stimulating. Italian food, pasta especially. Cars.. I unintentionally have encyclopedic knowledge of anything automotive. Music is big for me. I like basketball, volleyball, dissenting against government, vaporizing the good green ganja, sleeping in, comedy, video games, bowling. I enjoy eating food that tastes good, I don't have time to be counting calories or carbs. I would go biking if I had a bike and time for it. Driving on an empty highway at night is freakin sweet. If you have even the slightest knowledge of quantum physics and associated phenomena, we need to have a conversation.

I'd like to meet:

A wife.

Music:

I like Techno. Also House, Dance, Trance, Rock, Punk, Garage, Ska, sometimes Hip-Hop, almost everything. But I don't like the "hard" rap about killing people, typical radio pop, or most country. Favorite bands are Eve 6, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Wallflowers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gorillaz, Paul Oakenfold, The Crystal Method, Green Day, Garbage, No Doubt.

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, Unleashed and The Transporter are my favorite movies. I like action and comedy. For me there is nothing else worth seeing. Super Troopers! I could also watch movies that bend your mind, like Memento.

Television:

The Family Guy, Futurama, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC), Adult Swim, That 70's Show are my faves.

Books:

currently reading To Kill A Mockingbird, but it's going slowly. Recently read Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

Anyone willing to take a stand against a government or a corporation gets my props. Everyone else is just doing their job and/or being lazy.

My Blog

random much?

Blog time. Unless you repost this... seriously who believes this shit.  It's all over the web.  Youtube, Myspace, AIM, etc. "You'll have terrible luck and get no sex, unless you repost this ...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

Police

When I'm done with the military, I'm going to be a cop.  Look out 2008. I'm very likely moving to Idaho as part of this career change.  Whoa, Idaho?  Damn right.
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

I hate big tits.

Seriously.   I don't like 'em.
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

I won't add you

I feel like I need to address this because the friend requests are out of control and I don't know any of you. I won't add you because you're trying to promote your music.I won't add you bec...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

RIP Steve Irwin

I'm sure you've already noticed that the most incredible man on TV, Steve Irwin, died last weekend.  If you didn't know you're just not paying attention.  I don't need to go into any details...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:26:00 PST

Americans like being fat.

I have come to the conclusion that Americans enjoy being fat.  There's no other logical explanation.  Something like two-thirds of America's adult population is overweight. So why don't...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST

I hate flying.

I hate the whole ordeal of flying.  It's bullshit.  You have to buy a ticket several months in advance if you want any kind of decent price.  Grandma died?  Flying out to the ...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:57:00 PST

Post this in your profile if...

I'm tired of seeing this bullshit.  It makes you look like an uninspired follower with no original ideas.  They aren't even good ideas. Here's one...  "Put this in your profile if you t...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST

To The Desert.

Going to the Mideast.  to fight/support some war.  but not until October 2007.
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST

volleyball

lately I've been infatuated with volleyball.  I've been spending at least 6 hours a week playing, and I find myself watching the college games on espn2.  just felt like pointing that out. oh...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:06:00 PST