I was a stray cat until two annoying people found me on their backyard. They fed me tuna until I was sick of it. Now they feed me cheap cat food. Great! *grimace* Really, I am grateful but can't they feed me wet food once in a while? I love that stuff!
They're actually not bad people but the woman is annoying. She doesn't leave me alone. I want her to pet me when I want and not when she wants. She's cramping my style. I am a cat! I am supposed to be independent.. Damn woman won't leave me alone. Anyway, I let her pet me on my belly on my terms. Not hers! So there. She's not the boss of me!
Oh and they have a kid that lives with them. She's alright but she talks to me like I am a baby. It's irritating!
So, ADD ME yeah?! It will make the annoying woman happy.
