So what is a Gnome Hooker you ask? A gnome hooker/whore is someone that is in constant need of attention and tries to get it by pissing you off. But don't get mad... that gives the gnome hookers what they want. Just join this group, where we'll brighten your day with countless jokes and stories of Gnome Hookers of the past, present, and future.~~~The Land of Gnome!~~~~~~George W. as a Gnome!~~~- Brickster Jr. Grasspers Clark the 439th" I think hooker gnome needs to be careful, there are a few good gnomes left... but we believe in being loyal to our owners yard.. When a gnome hooker gets out into "that world" they bring down our community so we need to see that gnome hookers can't be around anymore... i am so glad to announce the GHSH (gnome hooker society hotline" 1-900-GHSH-HELP) It is for those who feel they are unwanted and negative it is for those who would like run into a flowery field in slow motion... Just dont give up"