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I swallowed my ball damnit !!!

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Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleedsWish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dyingYou don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds[Solo: Corey]Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entriesAnd you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleedsYou don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on: I'll never live down my deceit
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I, I’m driving black on black Just got my license back I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track I’ll ask polite if the devil needs a ride Because the angel on my right ain’t hanging out with me tonight I’m driving past your house while you were sneaking out I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run Your mom don’t know that you were missing She’d be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I’ve been kissing Screamin’ ****** No, we’re never gonna quit Ain’t nothing wrong with it Just acting like we’re animals No, no matter where we go ‘Cause everybody knows We’re just a couple of animals ****** So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Check out the trouble we’re in ****** You’re beside me on the seat Got your hand between my knees And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze It’s hard to steer when you’re breathing in my ear But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears By now, no doubt that we were heading south I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth ‘Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch I’m screamin’ ****** No, we’re never gonna quit Ain’t nothing wrong with it Just acting like we’re animals No, no matter where we go ‘Cause everybody knows We’re just a couple of animals ****** So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Look at the trouble we’re in ****** We were parked out by the tracks We’re sitting in the back And we just started getting busy When she whispered “what was that?” The wind, I think ‘cause no one else knows where we are And that was when she started screamin’ “That’s my dad outside the car!” Oh please, the keys, they’re not in the ignition Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions I guess they knew that she was missing As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing Screamin’ ****** No, we’re never gonna quit Ain’t nothing wrong with it Just acting like we’re animals No, no matter where we go ‘Cause everybody knows We’re just a couple animals ****** So come on baby, get in We’re just a couple of animals Get in, just get in Ain’t nothing wrong with it Check out the trouble we’re in Get in, just get in ****************************************************
glitter-graphics.comPretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say, It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care. 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.********************************************************* ************************************************************ *
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According to experts, I am :
69% Naughty
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glitter-graphics.comHmmmmm...Let me see. I work in a Lab, save lives, cut hair ,do routine maintenance on my vehicle, and home and I can give a hell of a massage, I know of a few that can attest to that one. Oh and did I mention I'm a volunteer Firefighter and now on the city council.
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glitter-graphics.comTo All the Righteous Assholes out there!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES REALLY SHOULDN'T THROW STONES! DON'T JUDGE ME, THERE IS NOT ONE HUMAN BETTER THAN ANOTHER! DON'T BE JUDGEMENTAL OF MY UNIQUENESS. I'M SURE YOU YOURSELF AREN'T PERFECT! JUDGE ME...THEN PREPARE FOR YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT!
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glitter-graphics.com"ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND, AND THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER!"
glitter-graphics.com________________________________________ _______I admire people who are honest and sincere with who they are, whether I agree with them or not. I despise anyone who lies, cheats, or steals and those who think they are so much better than others. I'd like to meet someone who's character is strong yet not overbearing. One who can admit when he is wrong, OR has made a mistake, and acknowledge his own imperfections. I want to feel the butterflies I've felt very few times in my life when I meet someone, one who simply takes my breath away.
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What You Really Think Of Your Friends
JASON is your soulmate.
You truly love JACOB.
You consider MERVIN your true friend.
You know that APRIL is always thinking of you.
You'll remember ERIC F for the rest of your life.
You secretly think CAMERON is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that MI COMPADRE is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that ERIC M is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that ERIC M changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think ZACK is shy and nonconfrontational. And that ZACK has a hidden internet romance. What Do You Think of Your Friends?
In 1970 (the year you were born)
Richard Nixon is president of the US
A federal jury finds the "Chicago 7" innocent of conspiring to incite riots during the 1968 Democratic National Convention
The lunar spacecraft Apollo 13 splashes down in the Pacific after near catastrophe
The first Earth Day is marked by millions of Americans participating in anti-pollution demonstrations
At Kent State University, National Guardsmen fire into a crowd killing four student antiwar demonstrators
A powerful earthquake claims 50,000 lives in Peru
18 year olds are given the right to vote in federal elections
Tidal wave driven by cyclone from Bay of Bengal hits East Pakistan, killing hundreds of thousands
An anti-war rally is held at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, attended by John Kerry, Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland
Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey, Andre Agassi, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Lopez, and Matt Damon are born
Baltimore Orioles win the World Series
Kansas City Chiefs win Superbowl IV
Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup
Tearjerker Love Story is the top grossing film
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou is published
"The Long and Winding Road" becomes the Beatles' last Number 1 song What Happened the Year You Were Born?
You Are The Moon
You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.
Your fortune:
You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover. What Tarot Card Are You?
Your Rising Sign is Libra
Your Expression Number is 8
Driven and ambitious, you have the potential to reach great things.
You're both good with money and good at getting things done quickly.
You are an excellent leader and a great judge of character.
Full of energy and confidence, you undertake projects that seem impossible.
Dependable and determined, you are able to understand the bigger picture.
Even if you are not in a position of power right now, it will fall to you.
At times, you can be very materialistic - and obsessed with status and power.
While this isn't always a bad thing, you sometimes take it to the extreme.
In order to be truly happy, you must balance the material and spiritual in your life. What's Your Expression Number?
glitter-graphics.comAccept me as I am or don't accept me at all. We all have a choice, and whatever choices in life we decide to make, is, was, and will be the right ones.
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glitter-graphics.comI'm a very easygoing, outspoken, sensitive and lively woman. I love people in general, but I'm especially attracted to the individual who knows how to treat a lady and knows what a woman wants and needs, before she herself knows. I love the excitement of being spontaneous in all my adventures. I suppose I'm a bit of a thrill seeker. I'm a proud single mother of two beautiful boys, who are my life. They will always come first no matter what. And the three of us make up a family.
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
glitter-graphics.comPhotography is my passion, unfortunately since some people have sticky fingers, I no longer have the equipment needed to fulfill this passion.I'm also interested in the paranormal, considering my house is extremely haunted, this should come as no suprise. This is no joke, the man who watches over my children and myself is known as D.O. of course there are many others who have decided to take up residency in our home as well, but they tend to be a little more low keyed than D.O., who makes his presence well known.
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I'd like to meet:


What type of lover are you?

Fierce Lover
You are a fierce lover, you LOVE to take control in the situation and are 100% confident with yourself and what you do! You know what your doing and are always willing to try new things! You will always have heat in the bedroom.
How do you compare?
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glitter-graphics.comI'd love to meet my match who would be the love of my life, but don't know where he is or where to find him...
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Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have many true loves.

You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.

In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it.

Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Music:


I love music in general, from the 60's to today. My favorites are classic rock, such as Boston, Lynard Skynard, Damn Yankees, Player, Foghat, Edgar Winter, Loverboy, Eagles, and Firefall...well, you get the picture.

Movies:


I love to watch movies of any kind, including Porn. Gen Padova, is my favorite porn star. She's real and she's spunky. I'd rather watch a movie in the comfort of my home rather than going out to the theater. I enjoy watching scary movies, however, not when I'm home alone, it just ain't happening.

Television:


I don't have cable or rabbit ears, but if I did, my favorite shows would be ER, Discovery Channel, and Dr. Baden's Forensic Files.

Books:


I love to read self help type books, spiritual, cooking, fitness, love and relationships, and divination. Occasionally though I'll read a novel.

Heroes:


My Mom and Dad of course, my children, and my grandparents.
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My Blog

Another Love

I have spoken to someone recently, after 20 or so years, whom I've missed tremendously, I wonder now what could've been?  He was and is such a kind and gentle soul.  It takes me way back to ...
Posted by I swallowed my ball damnit !!! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:38:00 PST

LOVE?

I'm constantly asking myself what love is and how it's supposed to feel?  Is it being with someone who makes you laugh?  Is it being with someone who makes you feel like you're the only spec...
Posted by I swallowed my ball damnit !!! on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

MY BOOK

..>..> ..> BECAUSE, I LOVE HIM I Dedicate this book to all the women out there who have not had the strength or the courage to walk away. God Bless you all in your journey, and if God wills it, then...
Posted by I swallowed my ball damnit !!! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:28:00 PST

when it rains it pours

When it rains it pours!  Everything keeps falling apart!  The lawnmower broke, the water heater broke, the chainsaw broke, and the washing machine is on it's last leg.  Anyone who knows...
Posted by I swallowed my ball damnit !!! on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Explain the logic?

Why is it that when you can't have something, your heart desires it even more?  I suppose it's the "Forbidden Fruit" theory.  Why is it that at certain points in your life, you meet people ...
Posted by I swallowed my ball damnit !!! on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

A Lonely Heart

When he holds me tight, I feel safe When he caresses my face, I feel loved When he stares into my eyes, I feel important Yet at the end of the day, I'm left with an indescribable emptiness All attachm...
Posted by I swallowed my ball damnit !!! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST