A nymphomaniac vegetarian chef with a background in massage therapy who's self esteem is just low enough to find me attractive, yet who's intelligent enough to understand quantum physics. Is that asking too much? ;)
Or an extremely wealthy older woman who needs a good "Pool-boy". ;)
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Epilogue:
But seriously though.. I'm currently on MySpace for the friends that I already have.
I like meeting new people, but I try not to base my self esteem on other's perceptions of me over the internet. And quite frankly, I don't have much tolerance or patience for people who aren't either family, or a large positive influence on my personal life. (Sorry about that.) ;)
If we've met before socially, at work, at school, or if you honestly think that we'd get along well in real life, feel free to hit me up. But just remember; I have a poor memory of names and faces. (And I can be an antisocial and moody bastard sometimes for no apparent reason.) ;)
But please message me with proper grammar and punctuation while/before sending an invite. If you don't, than I'll assume that you didn't bother to read my whole profile. That says to me that you don't actually care about getting to know me and are probably a waste of my time.
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