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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Pushing the envelope since 1985

About Me

If you want to know about me...talk to me...that's the best way to find out.

My Interests

Writing (Lyrics, Poems, Stories), Playing my guitar (B.C. Rich Bronze Series Warlock), Listening to music (Check my music interests section), Swimming, Lifting Weights, Working Out, Talking and listening to people, Playing video games, Going to concerts, Sleeping, Watching movies (Both at home and in theaters), and just plain hangin' out.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, everyone or no one at all.

Music:


"Oh, God. I love this song. And I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics. But I hate baseball cards." -Adam West

I like ALL KINDS of music...but my passion lies in the different styles of Hard Rock and Metal music including, but not limited to, the subgenres of: HEAVY METAL, DEATH METAL, BLACK METAL, NU METAL, SPEED METAL, SYMPHONIC METAL, THRASH METAL, ALTERNATIVE METAL, INDUSTRIAL METAL, METALCORE, PROGRESSIVE METAL, GROOVE METAL and HARDCORE

"EGOISM DICTATES HUMAN RELATIONS / A WORLD WHERE FASHION OUTSHINES MORALITY / HERE SUCCESS IS WRITTEN IN BLOOD-RED COLORS / DESIGNED BY THE THIRST FOR POWER" -IN FLAMES (Ordinary Story)

Movies:



The Alien Quadrilogy, Predator 1 & 2, The Star Wars saga, the Nightmare On Elm Street series, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Equilibrium, The One, The Protector, The Blade Trilogy, the Hellraiser series, the Ring, the Grudge, American History X, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Donnie Darko...that's all I can think of at the moment.

Television:


The Drew Carey Show, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, the Simpsons, American Dad, Futurama, King of the Hill, Metalocalypse, The Whitest Kids You Know, and PeeWee's Playhouse(That's right damnit)...what can I say...I love to laugh.
I also like Smallville, Headbangers Ball, Attack of the Show, and Mythbusters.

Books:

Idiot's Guide to Starting a Band / Chariots of the Gods / Atheist Universe: Why God Didn't Have A Thing To Do With It / The GOD Delusion / GOD: The Failed Hypothesis / To Kill A Mocking Bird / Anything to do with Star Wars....yeah...that's right...I'm a nerd.

Heroes:


Any really hardworking, passionate, talented musician...and Mace Windu muthafucka!

My Blog

I wish I could claim this. But it was by a greater mind than my own.

The dark is generous. Its first gift is concealment: our true faces lie in the dark beneath our skins, our true hearts remain shadowed deeper still. But the greatest concealment lies not in protecting...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST

Everything you need to know about Evolution.

The word evolution describes the changes that occur in living organisms over time. Describing these changes does not address the origin of life. The two are commonly and mistakenly conflated. Evolut...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

Can we grow the fuck up please!

Alright...I have officially discovered one of my biggest pet peeves over the last few months....FLAKY PEOPLE. Why in flying monkey hell can't they just be honest? Why is it better for them to spend so...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST

Welcome Back To Dreary Land Kids

"Here's a "real treat" for all you happy people. Another wonderful view of humanity I have. Don't worry...I'm not as depressed as I sound in this...just disappointed with the world as whole. Welcome t...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?????

TO COWBOY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"BLAMO!!!"- Jesus Christ
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

I Felt Like Hating You All Today

At what point is someone considered emotionally and psychologically unbalanced enough to earn the "prestigious" title of insane, psychopathic, or mentally disturbed? What type of self-centered, unreal...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

Come get it!...your poem's getting cold!!!!

"I've got a two for one deal with this one. I was being very bi-polar one night when I first wrote this rather morbid little peice. Angered about some bullshit or another I came up with Frail Words Sp...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

"Holy freakin wow!" Another fucking poem...rejoice

"Alrightypants my children. Here's one that came to me out of nowhere one night. That doesn't mean it's random. It's not as subtle as some may think, but it definately has a definitive pretext to it. ...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST

Poem number thrice for all 1 or 2 of you who care!

"All right guys and gals. Here is a little ditty I wrote very recently. Honestly it has several meanings to me. Instead of explaining it, I'll let you read and decipher it yourselfs. I call this one.....
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:03:00 PST

Here's poem .2 for you fuckers

"I wrote this one recently about a few people in my life that I know or once knew. It's also pretty self-explanatory...nothing too deep about it's meaning. It's mostly about hypocritical people that t...
Posted by Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:43:00 PST