Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:39:00 GMT |
Shower Protocol |
How To Shower Like a WomanTake off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If you see husband/partner along the way...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:20:00 GMT |
Name Analysis (what does yours say about you?) |
The Men's Names (scroll down for the women's names)Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.Able - totally useless.Adam - not very bright but very pretty, has almost mastered ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:07:00 GMT |
Stalking stinks.... |
After a brief period away (not in jail this time... but now the very proud owner of an injunction), I'm back with some enlightening and somewhat disturbing research for you.ObjectiveHow would one memb...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:17:00 GMT |
Domestic Authorisation Forms |
I've been asked by *cough* The Girls *cough*... I mean The Government, to ensure all blog viewers obtain a copy of the attached Domestic Authorisation Forms as a matter of utmost urgency:Application f...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 19:38:00 GMT |
Important Message to Women from Men |
I've taken a wee break from 'social experiments' in order to help a friend pass on an urgent message to all women, on behalf of his species (why oh why am I doing this..? Apologies to all the gi...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:22:00 GMT |
Air Band (yeah it is... whoop whoop) |
Objective:The eagerly anticipated experiment has been undertaken and dissected for your inquisitive pleasure. Our objective was to take our 'air' instruments to various locations across the UK a...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:29:00 GMT |
City Farm |
Yes, yes, I know, this isn't Air Band. Fifi Fontanna's still recuperating from her serious and incapacitating wrist damage. We may even have to cancel!ObjectiveHow would the general public...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:16:00 GMT |
Giant v Elf (Barnabus v Deli Belly) |
This somewhat peculiar task involved rather more planning and self reconfiguration than experiments undertaken to date. During the course of one week I set out to discover whether life would be ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:40:00 GMT |
DJ for a day |
Objective:I was recently presented with a rather pleasing proposition by one of my old friends. This friend (DJ Dlux) asked that I be backing dancer on at least one of his musical 'sets', and in...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:56:00 GMT |
