unemployment. |
I require a job. Sadly, however, I have no idea what job I would like to partake in. Ideally I would quite like to write for a magazine that allows me to go shopping and drink booze and listen to righ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:49:00 GMT |
The first part of my book "Bean" |
THIS IS THE BEGINING OF MY NOVEL, SIMPLY ENTITLED "BEAN"
ENJOY
The other day I came down for breakfast and standing on the draining board was a small baked bean "Hello" said the bean "My name'...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:04:00 GMT |
THIS IS THE DETOX |
DETOX DAY ONE
(subtitle; If i'm going down, I'm taking you all down with me...)
BREAKFAST: Some form of bullshit yoghurt drink that tastes like nabnab (bananas to you). Filled me up approximatel...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
THE BEAUTY OF RIGGER BOOTS |
I'm not sure how everybody else feels about rigger boots but I have a bit of a problem with them, in that I 'UCKING LOVE THEM.
They make me feel all warm and delightful and make me want to drag me na...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
whoopdedo |
I'm now technolomolical! I set up the internet all by my lonesome and I still have all of my limbs attached.
I've realised that the downfall of myspace is that it makes you feel a bit of a boring looo...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:31:00 GMT |
Booyakasha |
I've actually made some kind of MySpace shebang (with much help from people who don't cry when their computer won't do what they've goddamn told it to do).
However, I'm not overly sure that I'll manag...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:59:00 GMT |
