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J.Cooper

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About Me

I am super cool! and you are jealous... meh! I go to College, rock on guitar, soon to be the greatest film director of all time! I work nights, so if you ever call me before 4 o'clock in the afternoon, i will strangle you! i dont call you at 2 in the morning when you are sleeping, so please dont bother me when i am. KAY! I like to go to eat pizza. I live with my Bestest friend in the WHOLE world! Matt. Anthony is cool to. but this one time, while i was asleep anthony did stuff to my face! I NO LONGER TRUST HIM!Me and Matt started dating in Jr. High and i just can't live without him, and his abnormally big balls! hahaha.Anyways i love all my friends! All 5 of you! you know who you are.I love football! i love the Seahawks! i hate Tony Romo! and the Patriots, Steelers and Raiders can all die in aweful plane crashes and i would not shed a tear!I love music. i play music. i am in a awesome band. actually i am in one band and like 4 side projects, none of which have supplied and actual gigs or real musical recordings! but there is hope for us.. some day!
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My Interests

Well a sizzide from the fizzact that i can rizzap like no other...izza! i guess i just like to chill out with my home-boyZ (the capitol "Z" is to show how much i care for my home-boyz...much more then a normal "z" it had to be a big one). I love watching sports, but not so much playing them, unless someone does most of the work for me. i guess im just content not playing actual sports. I love video games. Just hit me up some tIZZime for some Gear of War. I'll show you where the party IS at. I love music and movies. i have a bestest friend named Matt. i would marry him, if i only believed in gay marriage. yeah so i guess thats it. have fun and Chizzill out

I'd like to meet:

there are soo many people...Quentin Tarintino, Peter Jackson, President George W. Bush, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave King, Johnny Cash....all my favorite directors, and actors, and writers, and bands....if i forgot anyone ill remember later....and Amy Splinter cause shes hot!

Music:

Punk: The Misfits, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Darkbuster, The Dead Pets, The Ramones, Bad Religion, , The Real Mckenzies, The Casualties, Dead Kennedys, Coheed and Cambria, Reggie and the Full Effect, A Global Threat, Against Me!, Rise Against, Strike Anywhere,The Briggs, The Sex Pistols, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Gangreen, Pennywise, The Offspring, NoFX, Sublime, The Pouges, The Dwarves, The Briefs, Black Flag, Dillinger Escape Plan
Metal: Iron Maiden, Blind Guardian, Helloween, Dragonforce, Kamelot, Demons and Wizards, Stratovarius, Gamma Ray, Manowar, Power Quest, Rhapsody, Dio, AC/DC, Motorhead, Danzig, Chimara, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Beatallica, Everytime I Die
Classic Rock: The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Cream, Alan Parsons Project, The Beatles, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Lynard Skynard, Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, The Yardbirds, Average White Band, T-Rex
80's: Devo, Duran Duran, Murrey Head, Alphaville, Depeche Mode, Oingo Boingo, The Go Goes, Bananarama, The English Beat, Flock of Seaguls, The B-52's
Rap: Hollywood Undead...Bitches

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings Series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Matrix (the first one only....that second one was ok, but the third one sucked some ass) Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and 2, Desperado, Sin City, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Baseketball, Team America, Old School

Television:

Television rules....i probably watch too much, but my favorite shows consist of The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, American Dad, Viva La Bam, WILD BOYZ!!!! snap, most anything on Comedy Central mostly stand up, Fox News!!!, Andy Milonakis, Wonder Shozen

Books:

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Rum Dairy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga.....so basiclly everything by Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P.), Chelsea Horror Hotel, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Napalm and Silly Putty, The Lord of the Rings Series....

My Blog

Feb. 24, 2006....Friday of Greatness

Since i havent posted a new blog in a year and a half....i figured now would be a good time...and considering the amazing things that happened on my Friday night...i think it is wise to tell you all A...
Posted by J.Cooper on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST

How politicians and business treat your property!

The Two Cow Explanation 1. A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. 2. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it t...
Posted by J.Cooper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST