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~~~~~~~~~~~~~HI , MY NAME IS EL HOMBRE CHIQUITO MOCOSO....(which loosely translates to THE LITTLE BOOGER MAN)....BUT YOU CAN CALL ME EL HOMBRE...I AM 100% ALL MALE CHIHUAHUA & I'M 4 YRS OLD (in human years that is)....I HAVE BEEN WITH MY MAMA AND JEFE (big daddy) SINCE I WAS 6 WEEKS OLD.... AND TRUST ME THEY WERENT THE EASIEST HUMANS TO TRAIN..... BUT WE'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL NOW....
I LOVE TO BITE MY MAMA !!!!!! I ALWAYS MAKE HER CRY......
MY DR. TELLS MY MAMA I AM A ALPHA MALE.... (whatever that means) ....BUT NOW MY MAMA LETS ME GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING....SO WHATEVER HE TOLD HER IT WORKS!!!........I LOVE TO PEE ON CAR TIRES AND GARBAGE CANS (mama hates this)........MY MAMA GETS IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIME WHEN I PEE ON HUMANS CAR TIRES......YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH THE HUMANS HATE THAT..(but i just cant help it when i see a car tire i hafta pee).....I LIKE TO ROLL AROUND IN DEAD BUGS OR ANYTHING THAT STINKS(mama hates this too)...I LOVE TO GO FOR CAR RIDES AND VISIT MY GRANDMA AND HOOPDOG (my best buddy).....WE GO FOR WALKS AND VISIT ALL THE LADIES IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD..(then grandma always takes me to starbucks)(I love starbucks)....I LOVE TO GO TO THE BANK TOO.. THE HUMAN GIRLS JUST LOVE ME THERE THEY ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING GOOD FOR ME TO EAT..:)...I HATE BATH TIME.... AND I HATE TO WEAR THEM STOOOPID DOGGIE CLOTHES... I LOVE TO RUN AROUND IN THE NUDIE.....THE THING I HATE THE MOST IS WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY "YO QUERO TACO BELL" IT MAKES ME WANT TO PISS ON THERE LEG...MY JEFE ( big daddy ) LOVES TO TAKE ME TO THE TATTOO SHOP...I GET TO RUN SECURITY THERE... NOBODY COMES IN THAT I DONT CHECK OUT FIRST.....I LOVE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS THERE...EVERYONE IS SO NICE TO ME....♥♥♥
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♥♥♥ MY FAVORITE SNACK IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS... I HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH OF THIS STUFF MY MAMA HAS RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR ALL THE EMPTY BUCKETS.. ♥♥♥ MINE, MINE, MINE !!!
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
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A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A GREAT ONE !!! CHIHUAHUA
What is your name? EL HOMBRE CHIQUITO MOCOSO
What other nicknames do you have? BOOGER MAN , SUGAR BOOGER , MOMMYS MONSTER
What is your favorite treat? PUP-CORN , CHICKEN JERKY , GREENIES , PUP-ERRONIE
What would your owner describe you as? A PAIN IN THE ASS
What is the funniest thing you have done? FIND MY BUTT
What is the bravest thing you have done? GO TO THE DOCTOR
Yes or No
Are you neutered? NO!!!!!!!
Are you a social animal? SORT OF
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? ALWAYS
Are you friendly? KINDA
Are you overweight? NAH
Do you like warm milk? NOPE
Do you eat cheese? YUP
Do you eat bugs? SOMETIMES (when mama isnt watchin)
Do you live with other animals? NO
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? OF COURSE
Do you like to exercise? NOT REALLY
Do you like car rides? DOESNT EVERYBODY
Do you get into stuff? ALL THE TIME ( favorite thing is mamas purse)
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? BOTH
Do you like to swim? NO, NOT AT ALL!!!
Do you chase laser pen dots? YES
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? WITH ALL MY HEART
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
