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The Great Nut

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Born out of immaculate conception from Miss Possum Lady (out of wedlock, may I add), I brought religion to the squirrels. The Great Nut, my Father, delivered unto me the holy mission, to deliver the squirrels from their heathen ways. After the Word of myself and my Father was penned by Mr. and Mrs. Squirrel, I shot into the sky and took the rightful place at the right paw of my Father. I enjoy long walks in the woods and dashes across busy intersections. Look for my award winning book in the next few years (We're just following in the footsteps of all great religions by making a commodity of our spiritual supplement!)
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Precious Abortions!

This is one of the many clips of ourmockumentary vacation coverage!  Take a gander!
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:12:00 GMT

Book One: A Beginning--Chapter One: The Beginning

At one time, squirrels had no order.  Amongst the several squirrel sects, there was a constant fighting, bickering, and indeed, war.  Countless bounties of acorns went unharvested, which led...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:07:00 GMT