Heath Huffman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I tell jokes a lot, and I like music. So I merged my talents.

TESTIMONIALS: See what everyone's saying about Heath, Comedian Extrorodinaire!

heath, i ? you. - Kaitlyn

this never gets old :> - Maci

You're pretty darn funny mister. - Amanda

Soundin good mr comedian Extraordinaire! - Kalen

heath seriously you need to get a life you need to stop buying over the counter drugs and feeding the pills the the kangaroos! i mean get a life or else i will bloody scream hangojingajanga - That's Mitchell. Ain't he cool?

"Gingivitis" reminds me of Kevin Nealon - that's a good thing. - Adonis Cross.

My Interests

Harley, Snacking,
Taking walks,
Making old people smile,
Writing music and jokes.

Music:

Ted Leo and The Pharmacists,
The Hives,
Yes,
The Aquabats,
Five Iron Frenzy,
Editors,
The Killers,
Modest Mouse,
New Order,
The Mars Volta,
The Kooks,
Cap'n Jazz,
Shiny Toy Guns,
Archer Prewitt,
Yo La Tengo,
Coldplay,
Pedro the Lion,
The Shins,
HÃ¼sker DÃ¼,
A.C. Newman,
Death Cab for Cutie,
Spoon,
Broken Social Scene,
Bright Eyes,
Less Than Jake,
The Weakerthans,
Interpol,
of Montreal,
Wolf Parade,
The Decemberists,
The Hold Steady,
Incubus,
The Futureheads,
Alkaline Trio,
Beulah,
Ambulance LTD,
Mustard Plug,
The Hush Sound,
Neutral Milk Hotel,
Catch 22,
The Phenomenauts,
Bloc Party,
Doves,
Oasis,
and 2012.

My Blog

7 Steps to becoming Overwhelmingly Epic and Awesome.

Hey there. I imagine you're probably reading this because you want to make your life awesome like mine. Any other time leading up to this, I would've said, "Hecks naw, pants fac...
Posted by Heath Huffman on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:37:00 PST

The way I see it, Nancy Pelosi is a Communist.

DISCLAIMER. This is not meant to be funny. I'm feeling opinionated today.As of late, Nancy Pelosi has been trying to pass a bill to make anything of the anti-gay nature a hate crime, there...
Posted by Heath Huffman on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

Star Spangled Banter.

These below are all reasons that I'm NOT a political comedian.Enjoy nonetheless.-------------------------The Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots were made red and blue for the purpose of political innuendo.Why d...
Posted by Heath Huffman on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:50:00 PST

Crystal Clear.

I use the term "Crystal Clear" when I don't understand something. Have you ever looked through a diamond or something? It's definately not clear. In fact, I see multiple interpretati...
Posted by Heath Huffman on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:15:00 PST