I snore. Loudly. I rattle the windows. Mom now throws socks at me in the middle of the night cause my snoring wakes her up. Mom also calls me a lesbian - I don't know why but she always says it right after I chew on the carpets. Other than that I dig my new parents, I mean, after all they did rescue me from that "shelter" i.e. doggy jail. I'm still not sure what my crime was. Is snoring illegal?I am an expert on squirrels. People underestimate the danger of squirrels in SoCal - they are not just in the trees here, they are in the ground! They have a whole underground operation going on! I just completed my PhDog in Squirrelology, because knowledge is half the battle.Please feel free to send me any questions regarding squirrels or other small, furry creatures.
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Hong Kong Phooey, cause he's the number one super guy.
