I'm a small town guy living in a big city. New York State considers me sane enough to teach Biology and Chemistry to students in grades seven through twelve although seven and eight is ideal. I have a BA in Biology and am currently working on my Masters in Science Education. It's a rare occurance when I don't have a smile on my face, so I urge you to try to piss me off - the most you'll get out of me is a roll of the eyes or a swift kick to the junk.
