All Blessings be to Allah Most High
Am a Don an am muslim, everyfin else, ya eitha know cuz ya know me, or dont need to know cuz ya dont know me, and in that case, FUCK OFF, u wasteman.
Nah, really:
Im 17
Allerton & Smithdown in South liverpool are the places where I reside
Im the most lazy-ass man u will eva meet.
And... im smarter den u an I kno it so dont argue, I WILL PROVE U WRONG WASTEMAN DICKHEAD POOMPLEX
Likes:
Music & Weed (can't decide which one)
Going out
Dislikes:
Most People
Long hair on boys
Having to smile
School
Gay people
My people:
Aleem: Dis is me boy, far as am concerned he's family, my brother and vice-versa. He's d only person I know I can trust 100% to have my back all day long every day. Gives good advice, and is a funny kid to spar wid. We're not in any lessons together anymore, but I still end up seein him all day long anyway. We watched two of d most complicated films goin, Revolver and Machurian candidate an we wer both fuckin confused but insisted dey wer sick films haha. Also remember many funny times while stoned, but the memories are a licckle bit hazy. His parents are safe and let me treat d house like a second home. I'm his mums 'adopted son' an she's the best cook goin haha.
Sadeeq: Aleems younger brother, another member of the extended family. Looks chinese but he's a safe kid. Chickened me out from behind once haha.
Khalil: Aleems older brother and member of the extended family. Funny man, even though he broke my wrist sparring, and gave me a mild concussion on tuesday.
Aaron: This kid is fuckin hillarious all day. I remember our discussion about the italian kid who thinks pasta tastes like ass, and I remember laughin for hours. Seems to turn up to every party in existance. He can rip anyone about anythin, and he likes to think of himself as a bit of a hench. Extended family.
Gemal A.K.A G-Mac A.K.A Mekki: Another member of the extended family. He's me boy but he can be a negative bastard at times. I think he looks like a pirate, but no-one seems to agree.
Khaled: He's a good friend who is always der to smoke shisha in Aimans with. Yet another member of my 'extended fambo'
Basheer: Been my boy since I was like 5, but I don't see him all dat much now cuz of 6th form n him goin college etc. Still he's fambo anyways.
Abdi: True sambo legend, funny kid and all round comedian. As he would say, he's a DEEEEEEEEEEP kid. He gives Gemal some shit advice sometimes though.
Dunny: I know him through Abdi, from what I've seen he's a very good kid, always givin me lifts to and from parties and to town when I need it. I feel sorry when his car gets abused though.
Jordan: Very funny boy, another member of the shisha smoking society, can't say any better than that. He's always in Aimans with me. Always seems to have a spliff or two at the right times. Stayin in his house is hillarious, minus the feeeeeeeeeeeeet (PERSONAL JOKE, EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF)
Chambers: Who better than Chambers to walk around Woolton Village and Gateacre at 1 in the mornin with, than this prolific joker.
Yaz: Hillarious lad, even though he does blame me for distractin him in the library, despite the fact it was Yousef who jacked his wallet.
Jay Burns: Another cemetary smoker who always has a spare ciggie or rollie for me, he's a funny kid but me n Sam can't stop laughin at him when he's around. Very sly, but very funny.
Nathan Ko: China man legend. He used to be crazy but lately he's gone serious, I think it's havin a girlfriend thats done this actually, but anyway, he's too focused on work at the moment.
Joe: Also known as Black/White Nkansah by Abdi, he's a funny kid, but far too calm and quiet for my liking, and he's obviously on juice to get that stomach hahaha.
Khattak: He's pakistani, and he likes cricket. He has an annoyin laugh but he's a good kid and occasionally quite funny. Nar just kiddin, he's a legend, even though me and Sam tied him up n zipped his head in a bag.
Hamza: Good kid, first black senior prefect, but he wouldn't dream of givin me commands so i love him. Always has some kind of intrestin extremist comment to make so he's a good person to speak to.
Zohaib: I remember dis fool just because he's pakistani like Khattak. Seriously tho, his cheesy sense of humour won me ova d day i met him, but he annoys me sometimes by trying to attack me tut tut tut.
Moyed: Very sensible man, always has some gem of wisdom to say, but resorts to childishness on the way to friday prayer. The only one who can keep Ahmed Sudani in line.
Momin: Moyed's brother, hardly ever see him, but he's propa safe when I do speak to him. Decent kid, but he get's violent when he plays football, ask Khaled.
Ahmed Sudani: Childish joker, constantly kickin puddles at people, or trippin people up, or hittin dem wid paper. Has a car and gives lifts though so I can't complain.
Sadeeq Somali: Funny kid, I know him through Khaled, but he's propa safe an still comes up and lets on when I see him.
Stefan: Hardly ever speaks, but what comes out of 'Theodore Negro's mouth is pure genius haha. I don't kno why he always looks surprised though.
Clinton: It's funny to accuse this kid of lyin, because he flips. He's very safe, but he wernt too happy wen i poured pepper all over a tissue he was about to use, an caused him 2 cover himself, an start sneezin haha.
Nasser: Smart kid who is always in the library I think. But anyway he's a useful kid to know, and he's more obbssesed wid gyal dem den anyone ya can think of.
Josh Skeet: I started seein him more often now that he hangs round wid Amar. Safe kid and a very good MC.
The rest of Grime Fam: All good kids, but we've drifted apart recently so I don't see them as much as I used to. All good MCs.
Amar: Funny kid, and shisha expert, blowin 33 rings in Rotana. Best MC in RTG hands down. Still havent forgot his headlock in the rain though
Quicky: Another funny child, like the name would suggest he's rapid, an also stronger den he looks haha. He also seems to remember nearly every stupid thing I've said.
Yousef: I rememba yousef threatenin to throw fabian over a bridge near the courts, and how fabian was nearly cryin. Funny times, yousef is a legend.
Wahib: Walks around in a motorbike helmet everywhere, and drives like a madman on his '49 CC' scooter haha. Solid and handy with a blade, good kid to know if ya in trouble.
Yousef: Haven't seen him in a while but he's a very funny kid, and a fellow Shisha smoker. Funniest time with this kid was walkin down lodgey at 2 in the mornin with a kebab, very good kid.
Ameen: Good friend who drives, always gives me a lift when he's around, or lets me sit in his car blastin music out. Always offers to pay me into town but I never take him up on it.
Aiman: Owns his own Shisha cafe, so I spend a large amount of my time in his company. Legend who always seems to undercharge me on purpose. Also let's me sit there without buyin anythin, good man.
Khan: Also known as Sherman for some reason that I don't know. Has decent hair, very funny kid always got sum joke 2 say.
Omar: Fellow light-skinned ethnic, this guy's a palestinian legend. I met him through going to rotana, but I don't think I'll be goin back for a while. He's a funny kid, and it was sick when we were stoned in Sefton Park.
Hassan: Met him at the same time as Omar, but I barely ever see him. Very funny kid though, I still remember his butlins comment to Sarah Miller, legendary.
Colin: He's very sound when he's sober, but then he becomes a drunken islamaphobic fool after a few. He lives like 4 metres away from me so I end up in his house quite often.
You don't have to be muslim for me to consider you a friend, just as long as you say wat you mean, and you not the type of person to be snide i.e. disrespectful, back bitin etc.
Just for the record:
If I snarl you in skool or wen am out or if I blatently blank u on purpose, take a hint. It means:
I DONT WANT 2 SPEEK 2 U, U VEXXX ME or U DO MY HEAD IN BY TALKIN ABOUT GAYNESS/SHIT so react accordingly, an keep the fuck away from me.
Der are enough fakes and enough trouble already in life widout me surroundin myself with more fakes which leads to more trouble. I dont believe in friends close an enemies closer, as far as I see it, it shud b - Keep your friends close an make sure your enemies stay the fuck away - stop tryna stress me more den I already am. Peace
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