Why Elvis is better than you... |
Other than the obvious reasons that come along with having a nickname like "The King" here are a few more reasons Elvis is better than you can ever hope to be...so stop trying...1.) Even as a fat drug...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 00:37:00 GMT |
Fake tits |
I'm sick of women with breast implants getting such a bad reputation for not being natural etc. Fake breasts are fantastic and I for one am standing up for what I believe are a fantastic advancement i...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:07:00 GMT |
You could live a million years... |
...and in one year I would still meet more weirdos than you could ever hope to, even if you were trying! I wish there was a way I could explain it, but these people seek me out in crowds. Something te...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 00:11:00 GMT |
I'm a troubled man... |
...that is all...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 23:38:00 GMT |
Willie Nelson...God? |
I saw Willie Nelson tonight and I don't think I'll ever look at music (see; life) the same again. It's too bad there will never be another human like him. If you get the chance to see him I suggest yo...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 23:56:00 GMT |
Conspiracy Theory |
I often think that Kellog's Special K is merely a vehicle for milk. Try eating a bowl, or perhaps two or three; look at how much you need just to balance out the milk! It's obvious Kellog's is in caho...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
You're probably an idiot |
If you agree with any of the following, the title of this blog more than likely applies to you... 1. Love is not dead. 2. Reality tv is a good thing. 3. Being Emo is awesome and those who don't under...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 23:19:00 GMT |
Stevie Ray Vaughanabees |
May you all rot in hell. How dare you disgrace such a talent by blatantly ripping off everything he ever did. Pathetic. I hope you all know who you are...get a life.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 00:55:00 GMT |
BUY BUSEN AMPS! |
If you're as cool as me you'll buy a Busen custom built guitar amp. As good and better than anything else on the market; and Wild Bill will tweak it to your specifications. Come see me live and you ca...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 19:48:00 GMT |
Rotten motherfuckers!! |
Miracle Whip had/has NO business making mustard, it's got mayonaise mixed in....bastards.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 23:53:00 GMT |
