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About Me

Oftentimes in denying yourself pleasure you do but store the desire in the recesses of your being. Who knows but that which seems omitted today, waits for tomorrow? Even your body knows its heritage and its rightful need and will not be deceived. And your body is the harp of your soul, and it is yours to bring forth sweet music from it or confused sounds.
- Kahlil Gibran The Prophet

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I really don't know what to put here. Obviously I am interested in many things, but if I actually took the time to write it out many of you would figure out how insane I really am. Such as...I like to collect shot glasses from places I've never been. It's not QUITE living vicariously, but close. Also, I have a human skull in my car. His name is Ced. Ced the Head. My friend gave it to me for my birthday. I like driving around with Sed, I keep him propped up in the passenger seat. When other people get in the car I warn them "Oh, that's just Ced, he's cool". Hmmm, a third example would be the proper thing to do to make this well-rounded but I refuse. You have enough dirt on me already.

I'd like to meet:

"The alien girl - she called herself Dorothy - was by virtue of her survival elevated to living sainthood. The dog was merely annoying." - Gregory Maguire Wicked
and the maker of this

Music:

I like the older stuff. It's sad that no talented musicians are making music today

Movies:

Relax! It's Just Sex, Maveric, Noises Off, Pirates of Penzance, The Big Lebowski, Shawn of the Dead, Puni Puni Poemi, Strange Brew, Aimee & Jaguar, and now ORGAZMO

Television:

L Word, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MST 3k, Family Guy

Books:

Authors would be easier: Eddings, Rowlings, Lustanbader, Jordan, McCaffry, Sedaris, and Seife

Heroes:

Catwoman

My Blog

Mommy, WOW!

.....I'm a big kid now.Yeah, finally got ye ol' 9-6. Welcome to de real life, Ms Brown.
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Magical creatures need not apply

My sister told me she was magic. I told her that that was a good thing....for me. Now I would be able to tie her to a table, cut her open, and harvest her organs for their magical properties. She t...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

talk about a bad omen

So in case you're wondering, this is being written in the SM booth of the theater. Aside from everything else that has tripped this production up to this point, we just experienced the worst ome...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

cabin fever

starting to set in. not being able to drive wasn't so bad but now with the boys gone there's nothing but this small rodent for company and the damn thing sleeps most the day. so uh you wanna come b...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

the banana trees are dying

of course we are finally reaching the completion of the backyard and this wicked cold spell starts killing the banana trees. life isn't fair. but you know what else isn't? spam email. how do they ...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:49:00 PST

Ramblings of an unsound mind

Come to think of it, that would be the best title for all my blogs. What else could explain the strange correlations my twisted little head brews? Not talent certainly. Lord knows I've paraded enou...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

Explaining the headline

So! "I've always wanted to do the penguin on the strip" was 1) apparently a life-long dream of mine and 2) what i yelled at the top of my lungs on the Vegas strip at 2 in the morning. As you can ass...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

WANTED: Sex and Surgery

before we begin, i don't care if i spelled it wrongNow. According the the "Nutri-system for Men" if you eat 3 of their hydro-packed meals a day you will become more sexually active. I mean, that's ...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST

i should post a new blog. it's sunday

that was a real thought. i'm sorry this isn't more interesting. um... so... how are you?
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

Cannibalism is the way to go

If I was locked in a room with 50 people and no disernable way out I realized I would be the first to resort to cannibalism. I learned this freakish fact last night when I was feeling peckish an...
Posted by Sugar Bombs Cereal on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST