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Matt

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About Me

Life is good. I have my soccer. I have a great camara. I have an amazingly beautiful, smart, and loving girlfriend. And I have great friends and family. I am the most patient person you will ever meet. Nothing really gets me too wriled up except people that are assholes for no reason, bad Seattle drivers, and when computers freeze before I have a chance to save my work. Anything else bad happens and I'll just fall asleep. Life is too short to be pissed off all the time. Some day I would like to have a career as a professional photographer. I am on my way there. And I would like peacocks again, and an apple tree and 11 kids so I can have my own soccer team to coach. Maybe a cow because I drink so much milk. MMmmmmmmm . . . milk. Check out my photos at www.photo.net/photos/Matthew S. BrowningGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
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http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

Eating hotdogs shirtless while watching soccer. Folding my pants so that they have nice creases. Sleeping a lot. Cherry chapstick. Room tempurature milk. Shouting at the TV when I get mad at idiot politicians. Youtube videos with animals and people running into glass doors. Banana Republic. Cool looking soccer shoes. Transhumanist art and the use of technology as an extension of the human body in creating modes of expression--thank you Marshall McLuhan for the "medium" and the message. Photoshop. Molasses cookies. hair care products.

I'd like to meet:

Oprah. She's a doll. David Beckham. He's HOTT! And I could teach him a thing or two about soccer.

Music:

89.9 KCRW Santa Monica (www.kcrw.com), 88.9 KXLU Los Angeles (www.kxlu.com), 90.3 KEXP Seattle (www.kexp.org), and 89.3 KAOS Olympia (www.kaosradio.org), 91.3 KBCS Seattle (www.kbcs-fm.org). Anything that you don't like. And electropop.

Movies:

Anything with transformable car-robots or talking animals.

Television:

America's Funniest Home videos. I'll laugh until I cry. I'll watch whatever is on. I will get so distracted with the television I will forget what I am doing-burn whatevers on the stove, forget to leave for work, forget to sleep, eat . . . But I am usually too busy to watch.

Books:

To coin the term originated by John Stuart Mill in 1868 the "dystopia". Like Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and 1984 and of course Brave New World. Shall we not learn from 451??? And the movies . . . well Brazil is a classic!

Heroes:

Topher, Draven Storm, Darcie, Odessy, Ruben and Nadja (you'll find these great people in my friends list), and myself! Cuz I have put with some goddamn bullshit and have still made it to where I am today. My mom. She's fantastic. Ellie-she's put up with some bullshit too, and has taught me how to see all situations--bad or good-as a way to practice introspection.

My Blog

Haha, I got ripped on in the T-Shirt Hell newsletter!!!

Go here and read the letter from "Matt B." http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter/newsletter_10 0107.php Comments or arguments to my response to the newsletter are welcome and encouraged......
Posted by Matt on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

Living in the Northwest.

The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy1. You know the state flower (Mildew)2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:21:00 PST

Entertainment Through the Ages

Early man had little choice when he wanted entertainment.  He would basically sit in the entrance of his cave, jerk off, and watch his neighbors.If he waited long enough, hopefully he would catch...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:33:00 PST