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Murray The Cat

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm Murray the Cat. I'm preternaturally soft. At first glance, you might think I'm black, but upon further inspection you'll discover that I'm really stripey.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool cats. Groovy cats. Stripey Cats. Solid Cats.

My Blog

Here’s What I Did Yesterday

6:50 Sit next to sleeping human's head and stare at him6:53 Punch human in the face6:55 Sit on edge of bathtub while human washes7:15 Follow human as he puts on clothes7:25 EAT MURRAY FOOD!7:40 Use Mu...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Another Great Moment

Every day the human goes, most every day the human returns and when he returns I'm waiting.Noise at the door and I'm up.Door creaks opens and I step out. I make a wide loop around him out into the s...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:13:00 GMT

me yow

When the birds buzz passed and all the electronic boxes stop humming, when the heat is so intense you can see the air thicken and it your lungs work double hard to swallow, when the thing keeps spinni...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:51:00 GMT

Politics

Human had politics on the TV. The one guy was all Murray-style with big ears. There was another who was all "blah, blah, blah I iz woman and mosts reliable".Reliable like the tides come to wash away...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:48:00 GMT

white

White, cold, and wet.This must be "anti-Murray".As it builds up on the window ledge I can only sit. And watch. And hope it doesn't crash through.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT

saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday

This morning I woke up. Ate some Murray food. Did my business.Laid in a ball in bed.From time to time the human would come in and wrap his arms and head around me.I continued to lay in bed.At some p...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:47:00 GMT

stripes

The couch is striped. The place where I do much sitting.And if you look closely, I am striped too.Stripeyness and wild fury -the two traits shared between Murray and jungle Tigers, an unbroken tie be...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:55:00 GMT

a hiss to build a dream on

Last night I was lying on the couch, when human lays down behind me and proceeds to tell me that I smell like Murray breath and that Murray breath stinks.You know what I do?I turn around, look him squ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:22:00 GMT

now the mist across the window hides the light

Have you ever crossed into that new, uncharted place of footsteps and creeks and far off howls?
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:48:00 GMT

laundry

As clean as I like to be -and I like to be clean, there's nothing so nice as rolling up on a human's shirt thrown absentmindedly on the living room floor.Soft fur. Warm fabric. Hard floor. Give me ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:13:00 GMT