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Myspace Layoutstee hee! red hair, short skirts, loud laugh! I like Towerblocks, me ma and possibly yours. Bob Holness is a wonderful man, especially when he is used as a tool to woo a potential lover. Closely followed by Roy Walker... 'its good, but its not right' could be some kind of mantra for my life so far. I have a cat, called 'Merv'. I think im one of the only people in the world who likes him. He's nice really... i'll have to start a positive PR campaign. Its always a problem when your cats name rhymes with 'perv'. Why didn't I have the foresight?I like indie music, but not shoe gazing, more jumping up and down and knocking peoples drinks out of their hands. I love reading about interesting things and different perspectives. I like it when people make me think about something in a totally different way. I love laughing with friends old and new, i like laughing at things that i shouldn't and revel in the inappropriate. I LOVE making a den out of my duvet.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Probably your mother, or your father, but i draw the line at second cousins. They're not even a real relation. The fact the word 'second' is in there shows that they are not even rated as important. If i ever meet your second cousin, introduce them as your friend.

My Blog

ola!

Ive just come back from Granada in S Spain with my bessie Ish and we had a boss time like!!! Lots of laughs and general abuse given to the obese and those of US origin.There were a number of highlight...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:36:00 GMT

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what is it about it thats so good? for such a logicial person how can you think that it solves any problems? what is so difficult about keeping your word? And why do you struggle to make a phonecall? ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:04:00 GMT

the waking contradiction

I will be free, but without freedom,I will speak, but tell nothing but lies,I will engage, but with empty gestures,I will fight, but only for the wrong reasons,I will question, but only the truth,I wi...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:51:00 GMT

the lovely north!

I love being Northern, its a part of my identity that im really proud of and fiercely protective of. I love the way that 'The North' is used as a term to reference roughly one third of England, but ho...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:09:00 GMT

mwah!

I Love Tony Reilly, i really do!! and im missing him loads while hes whooping it up in that there texas! yeeehaaa! soppy sopp sopp! I lurrrrrve him! ( i hope he reads this or im going to feel r...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:38:00 GMT

scary!

i realised someting not too long ago, i have become a creature of habit. On my commute into work, i stand in the same spot on the platform every morning, i get into the second to last carriage on...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:04:00 GMT

average???

everything is average nowadays, according to the gospel of the kaiser chiefs. Oh the irony. 1-2-3 whoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! if i ever had enough talent to write songs, you can bet that i wouldn't use w...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:27:00 GMT

hmmmmmmmmmm

well, im feeling quite content at the moment, im laying in my boyfriends bed, wearing his blue meanies tshirt while he is downstairs making me cheese and tomato on toast. But not just any old tomatoe...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:03:00 GMT

off kilter?

Im feeling truely off kilter right now, my average nights sleep for the past 3 weeks hasn't edged past 3 hours, im currently staying in a hotel in Leeds city centre, entering some kind of lost in tran...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:45:00 GMT

eeeek

the most embarrasing thing happened... our neighbour complained because me and my flatmate were listening to mcfly really loud on sat night.mcfly....
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 13:26:00 GMT