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Johnny Ferretti

About Me

Here is somewhat of a bio: I am a native of California. I've lived in Colorado, Wisconsin, New York and Helsinki Finland.This is a (mostly humorous) look at my experiences so far: -I helmed the destroyer USS Coontz; -I was a reporter for the Wisconsin State Journal; -I rode the Blue Line with Rodney King; -I dined at the home of a Mafia boss; -I snowboarded above the Arctic Circle in Finland; -I lived in a 500-year-old castle in Italy; -I spent one Easter in Oconomowoc; -I saved someone’s life – from drowning in the Atlantic Ocean; -I shot and edited a documentary on anorexia; -I flight tested airplanes for Boeing; -I sailed the Baltic Sea; -I did a radio interview for a station in Guam; -I did stakeouts and surveillance for a private investigator; -I touched the Fiberglas life-sized cow on Nancy Cartwright’s front lawn; -I smuggled Rubles out of the Soviet Union… -I drove both of the only 2 Mercedes A150’s ever in the United States; -I had a yellow, 8-inch mohawk; -I went on tour with Hank Ballard (wrote and first recorded “The Twist”); -I had my own clothing label, sold around the world; -I was an engineer for Valtionrautatiet Koneosasto in Finland; -I worked as a ranch hand in Colorado; -I learned to SCUBA dive in Curacao; -I rode in Eazy-E’s BMW 850, with license plate “RUTHLES1”; -I was on the pit crew for a stock car racer; -I went to a tractor pull in rural Wisconsin; -I lifted off the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Saratoga, CV-60, in a helicopter; -I visited the Principality of Liechtenstein 3 times and the Principality of Monaco once; -I ate caviar on Red Square; -I met Former Secretary of State Warren Christopher; -I’ve been to jail in 2 different states… -I swam in the Moscow River; -I owned a skateboard shop; -I was an extra on “Babylon 5”; -I ran naked across a frozen lake in Finland – in December; -I’ve seen a real roadrunner; -I took off from the Oakland Airport…and landed…20 times in the space of 5 hours; -I earned a BS in Electrical Engineering and in Journalism from the University of Wisconsin; -I fixed a truck in Nakkila, Finland (“Sausageville” in Finnish); -I flew to Catalina Island for lunch. Twice; -I touched the Apollo 15 Command Module; -A member of the band Gwar hit me on the head with his guitar; -I ate reindeer meat in Arctic Finland; -I had a job driving a “stripper” to her “appointments”; -I drank tea on the train “Lev Tolstoi” in Russia; -I ate pig intestine in Taiwan… -While I was in the lavatory of an Experimental DC-10, the captain smartly executed a 35-degree bank, hoping I would lose my balance; -Barry Levinson kicked me off the set of the movie “Bandits”; -I swam naked in the Gulf of Bothnia; -I was on a 14-hour flight from Yuma, Arizona… to Yuma, Arizona; -I had my photo in a skateboard industry magazine with Tony Hawk and George Powell; -While working as a software developer for an internet company, the CIO told me I should be so busy I “don’t have time to pee.” and was almost fired for looking at the Warner Brothers website; -I’ve seen the Rock of Gibraltar, Old Faithful, Pikes Peak, The Grand Canyon, The Matterhorn, The Kremlin, The Golden Gate Bridge; Alaskan icebergs, The Statue of Liberty, The Eiffel Tower, The Orient Express and the bullfights in Seville.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/02/2007
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

A small selection from my thrriller novel "Jeremy"

...................................... .. Jeremy..... Dont worry, Mommy. Where Im going to, Ive just come from. Its pretty there..... .. .. In room 1072, Ogg East Hall, ....University.. of...
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