About Me
Here is somewhat of a bio:
I am a native of California. I've lived in Colorado, Wisconsin, New York and Helsinki Finland.This is a (mostly humorous) look at my experiences so far:
-I helmed the destroyer USS Coontz;
-I was a reporter for the Wisconsin State Journal;
-I rode the Blue Line with Rodney King;
-I dined at the home of a Mafia boss;
-I snowboarded above the Arctic Circle in Finland;
-I lived in a 500-year-old castle in Italy;
-I spent one Easter in Oconomowoc;
-I saved someone’s life – from drowning in the Atlantic Ocean;
-I shot and edited a documentary on anorexia;
-I flight tested airplanes for Boeing;
-I sailed the Baltic Sea;
-I did a radio interview for a station in Guam;
-I did stakeouts and surveillance for a private investigator;
-I touched the Fiberglas life-sized cow on Nancy Cartwright’s front lawn;
-I smuggled Rubles out of the Soviet Union…
-I drove both of the only 2 Mercedes A150’s ever in the United States;
-I had a yellow, 8-inch mohawk;
-I went on tour with Hank Ballard (wrote and first recorded “The Twistâ€);
-I had my own clothing label, sold around the world;
-I was an engineer for Valtionrautatiet Koneosasto in Finland;
-I worked as a ranch hand in Colorado;
-I learned to SCUBA dive in Curacao;
-I rode in Eazy-E’s BMW 850, with license plate “RUTHLES1â€;
-I was on the pit crew for a stock car racer;
-I went to a tractor pull in rural Wisconsin;
-I lifted off the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Saratoga, CV-60, in a helicopter;
-I visited the Principality of Liechtenstein 3 times and the Principality of Monaco once;
-I ate caviar on Red Square;
-I met Former Secretary of State Warren Christopher;
-I’ve been to jail in 2 different states…
-I swam in the Moscow River;
-I owned a skateboard shop;
-I was an extra on “Babylon 5â€;
-I ran naked across a frozen lake in Finland – in December;
-I’ve seen a real roadrunner;
-I took off from the Oakland Airport…and landed…20 times in the space of 5 hours;
-I earned a BS in Electrical Engineering and in Journalism from the University of Wisconsin;
-I fixed a truck in Nakkila, Finland (“Sausageville†in Finnish);
-I flew to Catalina Island for lunch. Twice;
-I touched the Apollo 15 Command Module;
-A member of the band Gwar hit me on the head with his guitar;
-I ate reindeer meat in Arctic Finland;
-I had a job driving a “stripper†to her “appointmentsâ€;
-I drank tea on the train “Lev Tolstoi†in Russia;
-I ate pig intestine in Taiwan…
-While I was in the lavatory of an Experimental DC-10, the captain smartly executed a 35-degree bank, hoping I would lose my balance;
-Barry Levinson kicked me off the set of the movie “Banditsâ€;
-I swam naked in the Gulf of Bothnia;
-I was on a 14-hour flight from Yuma, Arizona… to Yuma, Arizona;
-I had my photo in a skateboard industry magazine with Tony Hawk and George Powell;
-While working as a software developer for an internet company, the CIO told me I should be so busy I “don’t have time to pee.†and was almost fired for looking at the Warner Brothers website;
-I’ve seen the Rock of Gibraltar, Old Faithful, Pikes Peak, The Grand Canyon, The Matterhorn, The Kremlin, The Golden Gate Bridge; Alaskan icebergs, The Statue of Liberty, The Eiffel Tower, The Orient Express and the bullfights in Seville.