hot puffballs from space |
Edible treats are easy to come by. They come they go, they reappear hours, perhaps a day later. As poo poo. You'd probably gathered that without us having to state the obvious there. Because it's...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:24:00 GMT |
On the buses. |
Old people on buses are hot hot hot this season. Was on a city bus yesterday when all of a sudden this little old lady hops on outside Laverys, and she flicks the bus pass at the crusty driver who for...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:47:00 GMT |
this week's suggested cat name |
CHAIRMAN MIAOW.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:42:00 GMT |
Return of the macks. |
After an extended period of regrettable inactivity, Guano is once again making a beeline for your coffee table/ crapper floor. For who can talk shit like we can? Who amongst you can tell us po faced t...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:15:00 GMT |
i have big plums |
as a fruit, plums have always been fairly overlooked on account of their shit factor. by shit factor i mean their general aesthetic selling points. plums are, as far as i can distinguish, small, purpl...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:30:00 GMT |
small lungs, big bag, c'maaaan. |
i recently got to thinking. i know the man tells me that its dangerous to immerse my head in a plastic bag, but then i got to noticing. theres holes in the base of the plastic bags, which- assumi...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
Dirty Hitler vs. adolf sanchez 'tache |
Dirty Hitler vs. Adolf Sanchez 'tacheEventually way on down the line we'll all be able to laugh about this but for the meantime moustaches aren't funny. In this topsy turvy year of twenty hundred and ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 18:28:00 GMT |
a suggested approach to negotiating the gick we're pushing. |
this is gonna be slick as shit. figuratively.
its the first blog in what could be an almost constant stream of gick. eventually we hope this wordy stuff will provoke some sort of external re...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 21:03:00 GMT |
punchy sexy danger journalistoism |
Propound this motherfucker!
A probing investigative report into aggressive individuals resorting to the use of large fancy words-
A world where high brow meets overlapping forehead.
Education, when h...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:48:00 GMT |
