22 |
I went camping last week, i say camping, what actually took place was three girls in a two man tent getting para on a bottle of vodka and some sugar free cranberry. i did purchase a gas stove though s...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:18:00 GMT |
ants in her pants |
I went out last night and there weren't any men for me. Not a single attractive tall male.Yes men, plural, people are not programmed to only be attracted to one other person, it is unrealistic not to ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:32:00 GMT |
2007 |
2007 was the quickest year of my life. I got a job, lost a job, then got another job, fell in love with a silly person, lost my sister to spain but she will return, got told i was too fat to be a mode...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:48:00 GMT |
IBIZA 2007(the longest blog ever) |
I knew this holiday would be the holiday of all holidays. As soon as Fria arrived at my house she was sick and pooed at the same time. We had to get another suitcase out of the loft cos fria had packe...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:14:00 GMT |
Lovebox 07 |
i knew it would take a lot to top last years event, i mean what could possibley beat meeting the 32nd biggest band in the world...Fatals, or the 57th, Cheenah.
So i was prepared for it not to be as g...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:24:00 GMT |
Lovebox 07 part 2 |
So the next day fria wants a lie in...who am i to argue. we arrange to meet at 2 but at 20 to 3 i was beginning to get the ump.so when fria arrived i smashed her to a pulp.
we started up the 17...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:05:00 GMT |
online dating |
i am doing it right and i am getting a load of old men messaging me which is good cos i like old men but there must be summit wrong with a man that will go out with someone half their age init. i went...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:17:00 GMT |
Last night...we saw stars!! |
Last night me and Big F went to soho for wine. I had forgotton just how much Fria likes wine, and after her 17th bottle, I decided enough was enough and I managed to prise the bottle from her ku...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:04:00 GMT |
i have ended my online dating experience |
i am quite proud that after 12 hours i gained 15 fans.
but they were all rubbish. i might start hanging around old people day care centres
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 16:28:00 GMT |
I am an emotional wreck |
last night i was in this pub yeh..drinking yeh. and i was sitting with a well cool person called dan and this well cool girl called Hollie. we were having some mind boggling intelligent convo when the...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:49:00 GMT |
