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ashley

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About Me

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You can spot a fake smile whenever the risorius and platysma muscles aren't in use, causing the lower lip to not be pulled down and outward exposing the lower teeth. Your corrugater muscle controls the furrowing of your eyebrows. Your levator labii superioris gives you the ability to flare your nostrils and sneer. The depressor labii inferioris pulls your bottom lip down into a frown.
When you write your m's with the first hump larger than the second it shows that you value your own opinion more so than public view. When you make your lowercase b's with the last stroke cutting underneath the hump it shows you're stubborn and uncompromising. When you make the bottom loop of your g's and y's pull to the left, it could ultimately mean you are very attached to your mother.
"Inspiration needs disease, injury, madness." Nietzsche had tertiary syphilis. Paul Klee had scleroderma that shrank his joints and muscles to death. The Bronte sisters had tuberculosis. Flannery O' Connor with her lupus...
Every measly fact I need to know I learned from Chuck Palahniuk.
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My boyfriend is my best friend and the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. I've worked at the same freakin ice cream shop for a year and half now..and I hate ice cream. I recently rediscovered how much I love making good grades. I'm a nerd at heart. I eventually want to go to Clemson to study architecture. My favorite color is puke green. I love driving my dad's 1971 Porsche Targa because it makes me feel like a race car driver. I also like driving my egg though because well, it's an egg. I collect Disney princess memorabilia. I think old people are cute. Bananas make me gag and spiders make me pee my pants. I am very petite. My goal is to have at least one adventure everyday from here on out.
i am so lucky.
= koalabear sex
=all_in_vanity

My Interests


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buddha

pop art
creative writing
sushi

psychology
photo-journalism
koalas
ms paint
mario kart

finding nifty things at michaels
flea markets
attempting bmx with AJ
chalk/oil pastels
sewing
reading
gaining knowledge
agnosticism
sumos

germany
the smell of tires
batz maru

guitar

I'd like to meet:



Music:

pinback
saosin
tegan and sara
the blood brothers
rilo kiley
the go! team
cute is what we aim for
comeback kid
circle takes the squre
btbam
mayday parade
fall of troy

Movies:

jurassic park
donnie darko
garden state
superbad
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
there's something about mary
the wedding singer
pursuit of happyness
harold and kumar go to white castle

Books: