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Von Douche

When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve

About Me


Von Douche
I love music, food, peach bellinis, mimosas, books, people, photography, old stuff, new stuff, sleeping, games, and a whole lot of other stuff!!
Be nice to me, I'll be nice to you.. it's as simple as that. Screw you if you can't.
For what it’s worth, it’s never too late, or in my case too early, to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit... start whenever you want... you can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that stop you. I hope you feel things that you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life that you’re proud of and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
-Benjamin Button
"Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance."
"What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth."
~Jewish Proverb

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HUGH HEFNER!!!!! MARILYN MANSON!!

My Blog

The people you meet...

Sometimes people come into your life ,,and you know right away that they were meant to be there, ,,they serve some sort of purpose, ,,teach you a lesson ,,or help figure out who you are ,,and who y...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 13:45:00 GMT

Growing Up.

"I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playgrounds. The worst thing you could get from a boy were cooties. Race issues were.. who could run the fastest. The only thing you smoked were the...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:57:00 GMT

The Greatest Irony of Love.

The greatest irony of love is...Loving the right person at the wrong time or having the wrong person when the time is right; finding out you love someone after that person walks out of your life. Some...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Life is all about risks..

Have you ever loved someone and they had no idea? Or you fell for your best friend in the entire world and then sat around and watched him fall for someone else? Have you ever denied your feelings for...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:27:00 GMT