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Zoe

About Me



My name's Katie, and it ain't short for shit.

I like...ok love..to laugh. Especially when people fall down. It's the best.

If you proposed to me with a baby three-toed sloth instead of a ring, I would marry you in a second.

....LIKE THIS ONE!! [My God. You pretty much can't ask for anything cuter.]

Dogs kick cat's asses ANY day.

I pretty much know the movie Tommy Boy by heart.

Two goals I have in life are to hold a baby sloth and hug a llama. And I have to have photographic evidence of both.

I have a special place in my heart dedicated to old people. Gad I love them. They're so damn cute, I just want to tickle their soft fuzzy turkey skin.

MMMMM....Oldies.

"Laugh ter-- it' s free, anyt ime just call m e..."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Someone who cares about my brain and not my bosom. Haha.

My Blog

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