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Ursa Major!

About Me



we will no longer be booking until mid fall, there are great things afoot!

Ursa Major's first ever EP

URSA MAJOR! Greatest Hits: Volume Two

Available At Shows Now!

1. Twentieth Century Fox Presents(but not really): Ursa Major! A Musical
2. David Suzuki, Get Out From Underneath That Table
3. 6+4=11
4. Bring The Rope(because the only way to hang is by the neck)
5. Thank God You're A Country Boy John Denver
6. These Squids Mean Business!
7. Technically, I'm A Zombie
8. Take A Walk On The Tribal Side. Ft Tim Smith
9. It's All Fun and Games 'Til Someone Bingo Dabs Your Cat
10. So Long, Fuckers

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 01/02/2007
Band Website: thermalwave.com
Band Members: Kyle
Derrick

Influences:
-booze
-underage sex
-70's hairstyles
-cannibalism
-serrated knives and letter opener shankings
-kraft dinner
-aqua teen hunger force
-filthy facial hair
-booze
-endorphines
-throwing things at people until something breaks
-raping roadkill!
-obscene pornography
-extreme intoxication
-taco bell
-south park
-small animals that just so happen to be dead
-roof jumping
-music that we enjoy
-booze

My Blog

the loss of a few vital organs

Corbin has decided that he no longer wishes to pursue music as a career, and Mike has had a falling through. Neither will be participating any longer. As unfortunate as that is Kyle and Derrick still ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:45:00 GMT

hello everyone!! DANZA & 12 tickets for saaale!

HEY EVERYONE!!Thanks to our friends We Got The Movement, we've recieved an amazing opportunity to play with with The Number Twelve Looks Like You & The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza at the Kathedra...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 11:37:00 GMT

HELP US COME TO YOUR CITY!

yooo, so, we got this tour right? and, uh, like, we totally don't have all our dates yet..soo.. uh, if you guys like wanna help? that'd be great.sweet kthx!<3
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:59:00 GMT

New Bassist

Everyone welcome Dave.He's going to be playing bass for us from now, on.And you don't get to see him unless you come to one of our shows.We be tourin' soon, you best come out! =]
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:56:00 GMT

Ursa Major's Greatest Hits Volume Two (studio update)

We have finished recording and will now be spending the next little while mixing and mastering. We plan to have the ep(Ursa Major! Greatest Hits Volume Two) out by the end of december at the...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:45:00 GMT

back to the studio

We know it's been a very long time since we've posted a blog, but everyone is simply too lazy!Here are some updates:We have new merch in, such as Poseidon and Guitar Face which are available on our ma...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:42:00 GMT

DEMO!!!

hello you filthy twats, we are going to One Star studio to finish up our demo. The demo along with shirts should be avaible mid-late April. Stay posted! for now check out the song on th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:04:00 GMT

tanked bowling

On friday feb 8th all of us (Ursa Major) and some buddies are going to get tanked off our asses and go to glow in the dark bowling to get our promo pics done, so check back maybe s...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:22:00 GMT