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Jordon

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About Me

Welcome to me. I have found myself loving life...it always seems better when I am on my bike though. I love to make my way down a path or through the woods. I am currently getting into the idea for hiking and climbing...I saw a history channel special on the home of Eric the Red in Iceland...I want to go...I would also like to see the Fjords in Norway...if you look at me and imagine me with long braides, I could be the old Vikings Mascot...Scandanavian is about 65% of my Heritage and I have realized that I am fairly proud of the fact that I am just a modern day Viking...I have found myself as an athlete...if there is not some physical strain involved then I am probably not very interested in it...I played folf for the first time this weekend and i think I will start trying to play that more often. The type of athlete that I have been groomed to be is mostly a brute...there is not a lot of finesse in the things that I do but I am getting better...I love to jitterbug and two step...I have allot of practice time under my belt but most of it has not been lately...I fear young children...not becase I don't want on of my own but because I have been toldand have been manhandling things for so long that I am scared that I may hurt one...4 months old means that they can be my best friend in a matter of minutes...if I know you and are at all close to me I have probably asked you to have a child so that I have a kid to spoil...I don't want to have one of my own ye because I have not met the perfect lady yet...I know who she is though...I am looking for my 6', redheaded, green eyed, asian girl...funny huh...I want my gal to be one of a kind and I need not want, ""need"" a girl that can put me in my place...I have a problem with my mouth and i need the woman that can leave me speechless...allot of other things are perfered but who wants to here all of this anyway...How long is about me supposed to be...I think allot of things are funny...I make my way through the day by laughing at and with those around me...more often than not though I am laughing at some stupid thing that I did...if I can bring a smile out of a person I am happy with myself...I have told most people I know something to the effect of "Don't smile so much...after seeing your smile the rest of the world seems so dull...I never have been scared of a little work...whether it is building fence or turning a wrench I can and will do it...I love to cook...I have most of my experience in main dishes but I am starting to spend more time on desserts...they don't just look good anymore...they taste good too...I love to take pictures...while I am hiking I am sure I take lots of pictures with my camera...i have two cameras...one Olympus digital and one Pentax K1000...I love the pictures the pentax takes but it is unfortunate that it has to be film and film cost to much and deveolpment cost to much and everything costs to much...I watch allot of movies...I used to watch more but there are circumstances that changed that for the present time...I work nights at a circulation desk in a library and love it...Library ladies are cool...maybe my lady should be a librarian too...smart...dignified...sexy...yeah that would be nice...I joined a club called PBL and made it to a national competition in Tennesse but didn't go cause money is something that I am yet to have allot of...I also made it to the National State Games of America...I made it is Discus and will thouroughly enjoy seeing real throwers at the competion...I still have a year to prem as it is in Boulder Colorado in the Summer of 2007...To Be Continued

My Interests

I find myself in Minot, ND. IT isn't nearly as cold as everyone tries to make it sound. After working cows on a day when the actual temp was -26F and jumping into a resevoir with 4 ft of ice on the surface, I don't think things can be any colder. I am at a loss, I am working but I don't know whether I am being productive or not. I am just trying to learn everything that I can find about the oil business. I despise this Hotel room that I am staying in already. The place is nice but I don't know why someone would want to work from home.

Music:

Little Big Town, 3 Doors Down, Fugees, Garth Brooks, Rodney Carrington, Keith Urban, Gary Allen, Boston, Varsity Blues Soundtrack, Cake, Brooks & Dunn, Matchbox 20, Lonestar, DMX, Richard Prior, Gangsta's Paradise(for when I WAS A GANGSTA), Blink, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sound Garden, Johnny cash, Kid Rock, Bush, mariah Carey, Beach Boys, CHS did we rock,

Television:

Yes Dear, That 70's show, Everybody loves Raymond, Family Guy, Simpsons, The Riches, Most Dangerous Catch Thursday Football, Saturday Football, Sunday Football, Monday Football, Thanksgiving Football, New Years Football, Bowl Week Football, The Gummi Bears, Cosby Show,

Books:

Sword of Shannara, Lord of the Rings, Kinsey Milhone, Lonesome Dove, Harris & Me, hatchet, Playboy Book of Party Jokes, the Outsiders, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Silmarion, The Master & Margarita, maverick's guide to Poker, The Giver, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Bearenstain bears, Yellowbook, Where the wild things are, Boxcar Children, I read much more in my youth but I am finding more time to appreciate literature now that college is done and over with...unfortunately I am still ADD enough to have to stick with short stories

Heroes:

Bill Nye, the under appreciated workers of the crown royal brewery, funny people every where.

My Blog

Sometimes an irish drinking song is all that can save your sanity

I used to run and dance and sing but now I sit and drink and yell tomorrow is another day some day we all will go to hell tip your glass to the wonders of the world I have to clean, the keyboard'...
Posted by Jordon on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

Hell

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colle...
Posted by Jordon on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:16:00 PST

Drinkin

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Myfriend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even ...
Posted by Jordon on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:30:00 PST