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I am well-mannered and well-intentioned,
athletic but a damsel in distress,
a country music aficionado and a pool shark,
conservative but accepting,
a stand-up comic and a guitar player,
southern to a fault but torn between two homes,
a bad dancer and a good drinker,
the life of the party but I'd rather lay low
I scored a 91% on the "How New Orleans are You?" Quiz You Try>....