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Johnny C.

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About Me

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Human Evil
What type of evil being are you inside?
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Goth


75%

Trendy


70%

Prepy


55%

Emo


45%

Rocker, Mosher


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


20%

Skater


5%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
I'M NOT GOTH!
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!
Well maybe a little.
The Gent
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon An Axe
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Boopsie
Get Your HITMAN Name

.. I WANT TO LOOSE MY SHADOW TOO NOW!You must watch this because of Epic Editing, Leon's acrobatics, and Krauser's knife fight. This almost redeemes this song... Just while we're on the topic of funny internet movies actually worth watching... This time I've got twelve shots.Ever been driving and you can think of 101 things to say about yourself but the moment you're asked how would others describe you behind closed doors? at a job interview, you blank? No? Just me then. I'm me. And that's how other's have described me as well. I take pride in this, however what not everyone sees is that there are two mes. Whom ever you are, no mater what your age, race, or gender is, you will get along with the me that is shapeshifting and mostly synthetic. Getting along with the other me is something we can figure out later. But all you need to know is that I like enough things and have enough knowledge to the point where I will not bore you. Anyway, we'll skip over the parts about me being sociopathic and better than you for it... right... I'm going to have to end this by shouting: METAL GEAR!? IT CAN’T BE! *flees*

My Interests

Computers, Video Games, Comics, Graphic Novels, Photography, Cinematography, Fashion, Forensics, Sociology, Psychology, Movies, Conspiracies, Duct Tape, Pyrotechnics, Zombies, Urban Warfare, Medical Sciences, Cybernectics, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Firearms, Ramen...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who I can talk to and look in the eye without wanting to either be elsewhere or kill someone. Also if I met someone who hated myspace as much as I did, that would be great... Ye' See... this myspace thing is just another thing that started out like a good idea, and then was ruined for everyone.That aside, I really don't have a prototype for "who I'd like to meet." Though to be honest that's a total lie... someone loud, angry, abrasive, who only feels beautiful on particular days would be nice. Why? Because while I hate the type of person I just described, they're the only kind of people I've been able to love.

-=USS Von Braun Crew Roster=-
There are not many crew members alive.

Diego

Bayliss

Suarez

Croker

Cortez

Rosenberg

Murdoch

Yang

Delacroix

Turnbull

Bronson

Malick

Watts

Grassi

Bloome

Loesser

Curtiz

Sanger

Martin

Polito

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Music:

Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, Akira Yamaoka, At The Drive-In, The Ataris, The Avalanches, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, The Bravery, Cake, Cursive, Cypress Hill, The Deviates, The Dust Brothers, Editors, The Eels, Elefant, Fall Out Boy, Fischerspooner, Funeral For A Friend, Get Up Kids, Goldfinger, The Good Life, Gorillaz, The Grandaddy, Green Day, Harvey Danger, Hot Rod Circuit, Hot Water Music, House of Pain, Interpol, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Michael Bublé, Minus The Bear, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nada Surf, Nine Inch Nails, Ozma, Panic! at the Disco, Pixies, Poe, Portishead, The Postal Service, Prodigy, Radio America, Radiohead, Saosin, Saves the Day, The Servant, The Stills, Third Eye Blind, Thrice, The Used, Voxtrot, We Are Scientists, Weezer

Movies:

28 Days Later, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3 (David Fincher’s original cut), American Psycho, Battle Royale (Theatrical cut), The Big Lebowski, Bond, Boondock Saints, Bubba Ho-Tep, Clerks, Dark City, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Man, Death to Smoochy, Death Wish, The Departed, Desturbia, Dirty Harry, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove OR How I Learned To Stop Worrying About And Love The Bomb, Equilibrium, Fargo, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, Ground Hog Day, Hard Candy, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, The Machinist, The Matrix, The Negotiator, [Leon] The Professional, Pay Back, Rear Window, Red Dawn, Red Eye, Reservoir Dogs, ROBOCOP, Ronin, The Rundown, Running Scared, Shawn of the Dead, A Simple Plan, Sin City, The Terminator, The Thing, UHF, Waiting, The Warriors, The Wrong Guy, Young Frankenstein, Zoolander

Television:

Commercials

Books:

Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Cat's Craddle, House Of Leaves, The Prophet,

Heroes:

Christian Bale, Jean Reno, Cillian Murphy, Edward Norton, Ryan Reynolds, Christopher Walken, Daniel Craig, Dane Cook, Kevin Klein, Ridley Scott, John Cleese, James Cameron, Jeremy Bruckheimer, Gore Verbinski, Luc Beson, The Coen Brothers, Prince, Robocop, The Punisher, General George S. Patton

My Blog

I’m so upset, I need to blog.

I wrote this really really personal blog, and I feel better... so that's all you really need to know.
Posted by Johnny C. on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

First the PSP, then the Zune, and now this...

I have a new toy. The Tapwave Zodiac2. Yet another piece of unloved and abbandoned technology that only I would would try and advocate.I should hate this because it's a Palm OS based device, and god I...
Posted by Johnny C. on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST

Î ªm thê ÈMÞÌRÉ

When you realize that I'm capable of anything, and am directly responsible for the wellbeing of your sleep, the sooner we can be friends.I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my awesom...
Posted by Johnny C. on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

We Don't Go To Bucklandholm Anymore

So alot of shit has been going through my head as of late, but today, I brought it back to basics. What would you do, if a vicious enemy, was coming at you, armed to the teeth, and ready to kill you? ...
Posted by Johnny C. on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:01:00 PST

Rule 20

Can't sleep.Heat.Car alarm.Lack of hair cut.Murder...I can't remember most of today. Like it was all just gaps and blurs and bursts of clarity. I had this dream. I seem to have alot of those, and they...
Posted by Johnny C. on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

Damn FBI raids......

I seriously thought that demonoid.com went down because of the RIAA or something. Oh. HI! How are YOU today? Me? I'm alive! and that will suffice for now. I've decided to give MySpace another go becau...
Posted by Johnny C. on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

Life Updates

My Neurologist OKayed me for driving. While my liscence has not been legally reenstated, I've been the designated driver atleast twice in the past week. I hate epilepsy. I hate how it consumes you the...
Posted by Johnny C. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:59:00 PST

No time for girls, there's a snowball fight to fight.

I just saw Smokin' Aces, which was AWESOME if you have half a brain. Yes, it was trying to be edgy. Yes, it was trying to be the biggest hit of the week which it obviously isn't. Yes, it was Ryan Reyn...
Posted by Johnny C. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

Can You Eat Rabbit Food?

So for those of you that don't already know, I just spent a week with stitches in my mouth after I had my gums sliced off because apparently they were overgrowing. I'll spare you the stock photo... fo...
Posted by Johnny C. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

I know you guys didn't want this, but it's a serious blog

I've been suprisingly alright lately. I mean granted I've been doing some questionable things like grimacing at customers and scaring them out of the store, but all in all I've been feeling alright in...
Posted by Johnny C. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST