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the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar

I'm Dan Soto, and I'm a Nice Young Gentleman

About Me

My time has come ladies and gentlemen! I will conquor, on random ruminant, Shanghai and all that surround it as well as fight the entire earth if necessary. Please shake my hand and make merry with me as we take flight on a lunar moth. Construction of the Wall of Fun begins so you must join with me as a member of the Sunshine Sunny Side Wake-up Crew. Sematism 17 prevails, perhaps?
P.S.

My Interests

CRUDENESS, Brushing my teeth after eating... Psilocybin spores. Gettin duded in a plane filled with muppets and cupcakes, running amuck and startin fires under all the right place mats, ruining my ears with high decibel saw tooth waves of rock crudery, "rummaging through", booze sandwiches, books, the legitimately strange and bizarre, graveyards, 33 1/3 RPM, guitars, sitars, the gentle yet efficient pluck of a banjo or a dueling double dulcimer, protecting stupidity, beards and moustaches, murderous cheeseburger frenzies, my friends, my life, juices: Cranberry, Grapefruit, Peach, Apple, Orange, Pineapple or dark reddish-purple ones...or quarter juices.

I'd like to meet:

"Gonna raise me an army, some tough sons of bitches
I'll recruit my army from the orphanages
I been to St. Herman's church; said my religious vows
I've sucked the milk out of a thousand cows"
-- Bob Dylan, Thunder on the Mountain

Music:

Beck, The Beatles, Big Black, Butthole Surfers, Ween, Pixies, Tenacious D, The Residents, The Locust, Dismemberment Plan, Violent Femmes, French Kicks, Norma Jean, Kraftwerk, Fuck...I'm Dead, Flaming Lips, Between The Buried and Me, An Albatross, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, David Bowie, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Led Zeppelin, McCartney & Wings, Mono, Arab On Radar, Kiss, Queen, King Crimson, Modern Lovers, Radiohead, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, Primus, Devo, The Beach Boys, B-52's, Television, The Kinks, Buff Medways, Dan Soto, Bananaphone, Daughters, Dead Milkmen, Dillenger Escape Plan, Dinosaur Jr., Pink Floyd, Bjork, Cream, The Cramps, The Dead Kennedys, Gibby Haynes and His Problem, Frank Black, Eels, Elvis, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Smiths, They Might Be Giants, The Yardbirds, Yes, Wolf Eyes, The Animals, Blood Brothers, Blues Brothers, Talking Heads, Sebadoh, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sonic Youth, Mountain Goats, The Meteors, Les Savy Fav, HORSE the Band, Emerson, Lake, & Palmer, Gov't Mule, The Aquabats, Grape Digging Sharon Fruits, Badly Drawn Boy, Biz Markie, The Ramones, Animal Collective, Melt Banana, Ben Reed, DeadBabyFeast, Black Sabbath, The Damned, The Faint, Fantomas, Jimi Hendrix, The Minutemen, MC5, Snakefinger, Spinal Tap, The Advantage, The Frogs, Misfits, The Thermals, Yo La Tengo, U.S. Maple, The Verve, The Who, Canned Heat, Can, Modest Mouse, Mission of Burma, Hot Snakes, Faust, Clapton, Beat Happening, The Buzzcocks, The Rolling Stones, Wax Mannequin, Jethro Tull, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, John Lennon, Sublime, Tom Waits, Mountain, J.D. Hill, Paul Leary, Syd Barrett, AC/DC, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Life Aquatic Soundtrack, Cancer Tonight, Jazz Storm, Death Sandwich, God Speed You Black Emperor, Harry Partch, Moog Cookbook, Mary T. Horvath, Nocturnal Mucus Envelope, Black Flag, Pudding Attack, The Unicorns, Second To One, Scratch Acid, Mr.Bungle, Bloodred Sunset, XTC, Wilco, The Fall, The Magnetic Fields, Husker Du, Slayer, UNKLE, Raising the Fawn, The Darkness, Pere Ubu, Wire, Halo Benders, Joey Ramone, The Unseen, Wesley Willis, Reverend Horton Heat, Hella, Angry Samoans, Crispin Hellion Glover, Dead Boys, TreePeople, Beastie Boys, Super Furry Animals, The Mothers of Invention, Embrace, Johnny Preston, The Luvvin Brothers, Dub Narcotic Soundsystem, The Moldy Peaches, Adam Green, Blue Cheer, Soothsayer, George Clinton & The Parliment Funkadelic, Appleseed Cast, Jud Jud, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Secret Machines, Fugazi, Weincemobile, Little Blue Kangaroo, Sackcrusher, Slaves Built The Pyramids, The Books, Micheal Nesmith, Kneel Before the Guillotine, The Fiery Furnances, The Decemberists, Silver Apples of the Moon, Wolfmother, Genghis Tron, Forced Beating, Love as Laughter, Little Feat, Dust, Nick Drake, Forever It Is Written, Hot Dog Massacre, Bleed Bleed Bleed, Sufjan Stevens, Flipper, Whole Wheat Bread, Ivor Cutler, Daniel Johnston, Half-Japanese, Ornamental Wigwam, Calexico, Love, Bonnie Prince Billy, Skip Spence, Elizabeth Cotten, Martin Sexton, Malvina Reynolds, Demon, Holy Modal Rounders, found sounds, Sonny Boy Williamson, John Jacob Niles, Dave Van Ronk, Odetta and more...somewhere

Movies:

The Life Aquatic, Dead/Alive, Stop Making Sense, Blow, The Legend of Billie Jean, Dan Soto: Story of a Madman, Evil Dead trilogy, Trainspotting, One Hour Photo, Death to Smoochy, Marris: Livin' the Corpse Life, Sleepaway Camp trilogy, Igor & The Lunatics, Brazil, Kingpin, The Straight Story(clearly), The Deer Hunter, Suicide Kings, Satan's Cheerleaders, Sling Blade, Run Ronnie Run, Rolling Kansas, Rock n Roll Highschool, School of Rock, Yellow Submarine, Cape Fear, The Life of Brian, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Shaun of the Dead, Butterfly Effect, Natural Born Killers, KIDS, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, Thirteen, Tommy, Simon Birch, Royal Tenenbaums, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Grosse Point Blank, Rushmore, Lost In Translation, Ed Wood, Groundhog Day, Pirates of the Carribbean, High Fidelity, Con Air, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, The Meaning of Life, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Ordinary People, Freak, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hairspray, Team America, Racing with the Moon, UHF, Blues Brothers, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Poca-fuckin-hontas, About a Boy, Welcome to Collinwood, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Graduate, That Thing You Do!, Forrest Gump, From Dusk Till Dawn, Do the Right Thing, Milo & Otis, Land of the Dead, Zombi 2, MirrorMask, Cry Baby, Tromio & Juliet, I am Sam, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pretty in Pink, The Shining, Slumber Party Massacre 3, Pleasantville, The Wall, Eraserhead, Kinsey, Good Will Hunting, Clerks, It's a Wonderful Life, Bonnie & Clide, Uncle Buck, Mystery Men, Kill Bill 1&2, Zoolander, Flirting With Disaster, Heavy Weights, Tales from the Hood, Adaptation, Tape Heads, The Professional, Dead Man, The River's Edge, Wild at Heart, Meatballs II, Outside Providence, I Spit on Your Grave, Easy Rider, DIG IT!, 8 Women, 21 Grams, Batman Begins, The Toxic Avenger pts. 1&4, Meet the Feebles, etc ...

Television:

Documentaries about lions and cheetahs and 1990's era Batman. And easily any program on the SMILE channel.

Books:

Gerald's Game, Our Band Could Be Your Life, The Lovely Bones, The Catcher in the Rye, The Dark Half, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Fear and Loathing in America: The Brutal Odyssey of an Outlaw Journalist, Naked Lunch, Breakfast of Champions, Acid Dreams, Better Off, Hell's Angels, The Dream Watcher, Zappa, The Gonzo Papers Vol.1, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, The Story of the Eye, Be Here Now, the words of Allen Ginsberg whereever printed, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American Gods, The Little Prince, Before Night Falls, The Acid House, Slaughter-house Five, Choke, The Sandman, Chronicles Vol.1

My Blog

My Birthday

I don't know what to do with my writing.My Birthday by Dan SotoDo not elaborate on the germ. It is a pointlessness. Remain the same.Do you recall the premonition? It was gargantuous. There are the leg...
Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

Death to Everyone, It's Going to Come

Here's this by me for you to read:"So what indeed do we have here? A dog gone stone? Seven dogs prone...but for what? For one last taste of the Earther slavemaster jubilee? There's no dance-off in Hel...
Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

Some Kind Words Regarding LSD

A passage from: Acid Dreams: The Complete Social History of LSD: The CIA, the Sixties, and Beyond by Martin A. Lee & Bruce Shlain pg. 58   That LSD can be used to heal as well as maim u...
Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST

Duckling Peach

My ears hurt man. Seven tubs of vaseline made of the drinking. Allow me to dip my fingers into your booze belly and suck on your sour intestines...okay...let's just forget about all dat. Dat shit aint...
Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:57:00 PST

Life: It is what it is

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Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:59:00 PST

Boner Tension.

Got some new pictures of my womenly figure up if any of you care to take a hot fucking look. This myspace thing is like a new form of alien skin. I'm getting to like the feeling of my eyes gettin' all...
Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why?

Why have I done this? I made this here myspace. But hear this...I've done it on my own terms. Those terms are as follows: 1)Gimme Pizza, 2) Amber Yanez aint nothin but a chump, 3)I live a life of pain...
Posted by the nodes are the eyes and each have a leaf scar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST