Most of you know me. But for those who dont, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Andrew Loos, but lets keep it simple and just refer to me as Loos. I dont feel like I owe any of you a whole paragraph explaining my life and hobbies to you. If you dont already know me, then I probably dont want to know you, thats why I dont yet. Unless by some strange circumstance there is something about you that amuses me, I will probably not talk to you. If your just trying to get to know me so you can take a ride in my Ferrari, forget it. I ride solo. And I will not fly you around in my personal jet, its for business only. Not pleasure! No you cannot borrow money from me either. I am not a bank, nor your parents. I might meet up with you at the bar and have a drink or two with you. But I will not give you a ride home just because you are drunk, and have long blonde hair, blue eyes, and big tits. Then again, I might. But if I dont, just call a taxi. Im a mysterious man. Im an interesting man. Im an intelligent man. Im a very damn good looking man. Some people love me. Some people hate me. So now you have a decision to make. Do you want to try to amuse me and be an acquaintance? Or are you just wasting my time? Or do you really not have that much of life and feel you need to keep reading all this nonsense that Im typing? Do you feel stupid yet? I hope so. Below is a slide show of people, who I feel have amused me at some point in my life. If you are not in it, then you are not that important to me. Sorry. Did I mention that I am an upfront and brutally honest man?
I got my Myspace layout from pYzam .
