From 1996 to 2002, I was the feather-weight number-one evil genius champion of the world. I held the UN hostage twice, and if it wasn't for those meddling kids I would have taken over the world not once or twice, but three times!I've been retired for a few years and now I have an opportunity to pass on some helpful hints on how you too can become an evil genius bent on taking over the world.Over the coming weeks we'll go over everything--from the clothes you wear to your affected accent, and from blackmail strategies to the best way to use robots and orbiting death rays.Of course, you don't become an international evil-doer overnight. It took Ming The Merciless years before he had instilled the right brand of fear into his quivering minions. You'll have to do lots of hard work and have a sprinkling of luck. Villainy begins with the first step towards evil, and with some basic advice I will help push you over the edge. So now, I decided to sing.....Ok, I know i cant sing but i like trying.......actually, im taking over your minds through sound waves
