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tyfani[noTORIous].

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About Me

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i am intrigued by: life; we have a love/hate relationship. it is horrifically, wonderfully, confusingly beautiful. death; there is a certain morbid beauty to that as well. people; they will forever be a mystery to me, including myself. the human brain; we will never know enough about it. why we do what we do[human behavior in general]. dreams. wonder. paradoxes. knowledge.
*i never want a day in my life to pass where i have not gained some sort of knowledge, hope or inspiration-and passed it on to someone else. every day, in some way, i want to inspire and be inspired-no matter how great or small it may be.*
*we all, in our own way, are unique; therefore making us not quite so unique after all.*
*LIFE. you'll never make it out alive...*
[♥]tyfani
i LOVE: joe, my furchildren, my family, listening to, singing to, dancing to, playing and writing music, my piano[pianos in general, especially bösendorfer ], tori amos, photography, being inappropriate, avocados, book shopping, noodles & co., dill pickles, stars, bad 80's music, making myself laugh, all forms of art, spending quality time with spike and joe[always eventful and weird], diet coke, my laptop, salad, writing, thunderstorms, live music, shoes, psychology, bonfires, cooking, google, nonno pino's, weddings, karaoke, cemeteries, geekologie.com, veggie paninis, astrology, nail polish, naps, being creative, my ipod, curly fries, wikipedia, being with others, being by myself, organization, exploration, lots of candles, chocolate soy milk, running, wasabi sandwich sauce, projects, christmastime, dark red, drunken 'poetry' on bathroom walls, onomatopoeias, alliteration, astronomy, bacon, traveling, sharpie markers, collecting 'sentimental' junk, hot chocolate, consuming mass amounts of water, dive bars, teaching and learning, my birthday, gardening, trader joe's, surprises, black, chamomile tea, brie cheese, kids, reading, making things, swimming, moraine hills, volleyball, wii, meditation, etc...oh, and i have a newfound love for kate nash.
i LOATHE: the sound of food consumption amongst humans, PSYCHOTIC, JEALOUS girlfriends[jealousy in general], grammatical errors[and those who habitually make them], hypocrites, black coffee, malls, pink, waking up, those who suck at driving, backwards myspace layouts, floral print, pizza hut, the disgusting chinese buffet in wauconda[which, ironically, used to be a pizza hut], tanning, chalkboards, most polish cuisine, beer, ignorance, soy sauce, pleather, spiders, deep water, wallpaper, waiting, being anything other than comfortable, polo shirts, snow after christmas, cole slaw, writing in pencil, death metal, country music and romance novels, amongst other intolerable people/places/things.

quotes.

•"i'm okay when everything is not okay."
-TORI AMOS-
•"one good thing about music-when it hits you, you feel no pain."
-BOB MARLEY-
•"we are not human beings on a spiritual journey, we are spiritual beings on a human journey."
-STEPHEN COVEY-
•[after a sacrilegious conversation with amanda]: "well, tyfani, i think we just got to the heart of jesus christ-he would have been PROUD of us for questioning him..."
-AMANDA CEBULKA-
•"the only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future."
-OSCAR WILDE-
•"you know the conversation is going to get real weird real fast when they start off with 'this one time i was having sex with a midget'..."[me referring to a caller on 'talk sex']
•"sometimes pianists try to sound like singers; me personally, i try to sound like a bösendorfer."
-PLACIDO DOMINGO-
•"tyfani-you are totally sick, but normal."
-LIZZY G.-
•"if you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy."
-UNKNOWN-
•"anger is natural. it's part of the force. you just have to learn to hang out with it."
-TORI AMOS-
•"put THAT in the bitch book, bitch!"
-LIZZY G.'S INNER BITCH-
•"we as people learn better as teachers than as students."
-UNKNOWN-
•"the best things in life aren't things."
-ART BUCHWALD-
•"who ever said anybody has a right to give up?"
-MARIAN WRIGHT EDELMAN-
•"you gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. you are able to say to yourself, 'i lived through this horror. i can take the next thing that comes along. 'you must do the thing you think you cannot do."
-ELEANOR ROOSEVELT-
•"some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes."
-TORI AMOS-
•"we have no simple problems or easy decisions after kindergarten."
-JOHN W. TURKE-
•"science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all-the apathy of human beings."
-HELEN KELLER-
•"stand through life firm as a rock in the sea, undisturbed and unmoved by its ever-rising waves."
-HAZRAT INAYAT KHAN-
•"life is like photography; you use the negatives to develop."
-UNKNOWN-
•"i believe in peace, bitch."
-TORI AMOS-
•"victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
-GHANDI-
•"if you want others to be happy, practice compassion. if you want to be happy, practice compassion."
-THE DALAI LAMA-
•"you can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."
-SHIRA TEHRANI-
your favorite color-red
[ambitious]•[energetic]•[passionate]
[spontaneous]•[attractive]•[inspiring]
[seductive]•[powerful]•[addicting]
your favorite color-black
[timeless]•[stylish]•[sophisticated]
[overpowering]•[intimidating]•[dominant]
[perfectionist]•[in control]•[competent]
your favorite color-purple
[intuitive]•[seeking]•[creative]
[kind]•[self-sacrificing]•[growth-oriented]
[strong]•[wise]•[rare]

My Interests



[ALL TORI AMOS IMAGES MADE BY ME]


i am obsessed with MUSIC, especially TORI AMOS. i enjoy photography, mostly abstract, landscapes and wildlife. i love to be outside when it's nice. i play and write music on the piano[occasionally]and love to sing. i write poetry, thoughts and quotes if i'm in the mood and would like to get my writing published someday. i drink tons of water, probably more than i should[if that's possible]. i like being with friends and going out, but also enjoy spending time at home with joe.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet...

[tori amos] [john lennon] [paul mccartney] [ringo starr] [george harrison] [trent reznor] [ani difranco] [socrates] [nostradamus] [sigmund freud]. alive or not, i'd love to spend a day with any of them. and take notes.

Music:

what i'm listening to.

TORI AMOS, adele, ani difranco, animal collective, a tribe called quest, abba, aretha franklin, art in manila, bach, bat for lashes, beastie boys, the beatles, beethoven, beirut, beth hart, billy joel, birdy nam nam, björk, black mountain, bob dylan, bob marley, bob seger, bon iver, cat power, chopin, the clash, CCR, daft punk, damien rice, dan phelps, dave matthews band, david bowie, denali, dispatch, don henley, the doors, the eagles, eels, elton john, elvis, emiliana torrini, enya, eric clapton, esthero, feist, fiona apple, fleming and john, the fugees, genesis, gileah, goldfinger, the grateful dead, hole, imogen heap, jack johnson, james brown, james taylor, janis joplin, jefferson airplane, jeff buckley, jenny lewis, jimi hendrix, jimmy buffett, joan osborne, john lennon, johnny cash, journey, josé gonzález, joy division, kate nash, kristin hersh, L7, lauryn hill, lavender diamond, led zeppelin, less than jake, linda ronstadt, lïve, lou reed, lynyrd skynyrd, madonna, mandalay, maria taylor, matt costa, mirwais, mr. gnome, my brightest diamond, nine inch nails, nirvana, nofx, olive, orenda fink, pachelbel, pat benetar, paul mccartney, pearl jam, pete yorn, phil collins, phish, pink floyd, pj harvey, poe, portishead, prince, promise and the monster, radiohead, rage against the machine, rasputina, red hot chili peppers, regina spektor, rory miller band, roxette, shannon wright, shea seger, shinedown, the shins, sia, sigur rós, simon and garfunkel, sinéad o'connor, slightly stoopid, smashing pumpkins, stabbing westward, steppenwolf, steve miller band, sublime, tegan and sara, tom petty, tool, van morrison, vangelis, veruca salt, ween, the white stripes, widespread panic, wyclef jean, yanni, yeah yeah yeahs, yoav, etc...

Movies:

these caught my eye...

in no particular order...the butterfly effect, stir of echoes, juno, don't say a word, the virgin suicides, radio flyer, donnie darko, shutter, cruel intentions, psycho, go ask alice, stigmata, zeitgeist, entrapment, fahrenheit 911, american history x, red eye, silence of the lambs, SiCKO, disturbia, premonition, flowers in the attic, seven, one hour photo, american beauty, the shining, the wizard of oz, breakfast at tiffany's, the notebook, sixteen candles, welcome to sunny florida, supersize me, the sixth sense, girl interrupted, best in show, pretty in pink, the wedding singer, the 40 year-old virgin, and anything that will make me laugh, cry, think, etc...

Television:

what i'm watching.

the cheesy reality t.v. shows that are totally staged and packed with rediculous drama-i am fascinated by[some]of them. i also like weeds, that 70's show, malcolm in the middle and ugly betty. i love dateline and 20/20. king of queens is funny, and according to jim is semi-tolerable; one of my favorite shows is nancy grace, even though i think she's a neurotic bitch. and conan is hilarious in an odd sort of way.

Books:

cover to cover.

prophecy[INTERESTING]. the virgin suicides[EXCELLENT in every way possible]. the only astrology book you'll ever need[a book filled with creepy correlations]. tori amos:all these years[the life of tori; a must-have for any true tori fan]. where the sidewalk ends[a favorite childhood book that grew into a favorite adulthood book]. the sixth sense of children[an interesting perspective]. nostradamus[creepy/scarily accurate in some cases]. girl, interrupted[so many different thoughts and emotions pertaining to this book]. tori amos:piece by piece[the answers to her lyrics and 'really deep thoughts']. napalm and silly putty[inappropriate, politically incorrect, offensive and quite funny-R.I.P. george carlin]. total orgasm[self-explanatory]. the idiot's guide to near-death experiences[yet another perspective]. life after life[alternative religion/beliefs].

Heroes:

inspiration.

joe's dad, for being the strongest person i've ever met; my mom, for always trying her hardest and never giving up on me; joe[♥], for helping me overcome obstacles and putting up with me; my cousin, diana, for overcoming A LOT, always believing in me and being my 'friend' when i needed it most; amanda, for her love of life, energy and inspiration; tori amos, for her talent and 'unique' way of looking at the world, and anybody that can put their thoughts and lives into some form of art.

HERO: A PERSON OF DISTINGUISHED COURAGE OR ABILITY, ADMIRED FOR THEIR BRAVE DEEDS AND NOBLE QUALITIES.


random photos.



tyfani[noTORIous].'s info

status: married
religion: "god" is too big for just one religion
zodiac sign: pisces
smoke/drink: no/sometimes

My Blog

RUN, TYFANI, RUN!

sweaty, light-headed, energized. accomplished, determined, excited.i woke up this morning to a sea of people sprinting down the streets of chicago. on television, that is. my cousin, diana, is running...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 08:21:00 PST

NO, HE WONT DO THAT.

a visual interpretation... ...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:56:00 PST

I HAVE A FAN/STALKER!

i found out tonight that i have a 'fan' out there. *sarcasm* yes, it sounds nice, i guess, that somebody would be so interested in another's life as to 'follow' them on their webpage(s). but...NO...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:34:00 PST

THE STORY OF STUFF.

reduce, reuse, recycle-and go to http://www.storyofstuff.com/ we are ALL guilty; now what are we going to do to fix it?  ...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:33:00 PST

4 GIRLS 1 CART

the plan this weekend was to go to my friend mel's house with amanda and liz on saturday night, hang out at her apartment and then take the train to chicago for the gay pride parade on sunday.we got a...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:47:00 PST

IGNORANT, OR JUST STUPID?[CUTTERS].

a day or two ago i was reading/commenting on some friends' myspace blogs, and i came across a blog titled "cutters". it caught my attention because of my teenage years, so i decided to read it. and i ...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:58:00 PST

PLURK ME~

i signed up for plurk, a micro-blogging site and it's pretty interesting. you should sign up; and i get more emoticons if you do!accept my invitation by going to:http://plurk.com/redeemByURL?from_uid=...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST

INSOMNIAC.

it's 4:04 am. joe's asleep in bed. a random infomercial is on t.v. in the background. the world is sleeping, but i am still awake. for some reason i just can't sleep. and i don't sleep in, either. i'm...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:04:00 PST

WORDPRESS/BLOGSPOT.

i started a blog on wordpress and blogspot. i probably won't be using this blog as much, but i'll leave a post here to let people know i posted on wordpress. here are the links to my pages. i hav...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:47:00 PST

SERIOUSLY?

YES. i am serious. we all agree, commercials can be annoying. but i view some of them as an art form. if you're going to interruptĀ a person'sĀ television viewing, you had better make it good. commercia...
Posted by tyfani[noTORIous]. on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:29:00 PST