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The Amazing Cottage Cheese

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Their PA resembles the skyline of Manhattan, and is fatal at 5 miles away. The band operates their instruments by remote control from the safety of a control ship orbiting 400 miles above whatever planet they are playing. And they employ such instruments as the Bass Detonator. The guitar player is spending a year dead for tax purposes. The bassist has locked himself in the bathroom of the control ship with a bottle of pills until a logician, psychologist and a marine biologist can convince him beyond any doubt that he is NOT a fish. The drummer was missing until he was discovered to be on some paradise planet with a pet rock, so a robot would have to fill in... at least the timing would be spot-on for this show.
The finale of their latest concert was to crash a remote control ship in a star, and have the resulting solar flares would nearly destroy the planet.

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Music:

Member Since: 01/02/2007
Band Members: Traci Cottage Cheese: Guitars, vocals
Adde Cottage Cheese: Bass, vocals(backing)
Frecko Cottage Cheese: Drums n' cymbals
Influences: Late 60's-early 70's psychedelia and hard rock in general.
Sounds Like: The Amazing Cottage Cheese
Record Label: Unsigned

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