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R♥bin Banks

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

About Me

Hello, my name is Joe. Last night my son asked me to name 5 of my favorite things to do. So, here they are 1) Play baseball, basketball, and video games with him and his brother, 2) Play / collect records (DeeJay), 3) Watch movies / read (non-fiction), 4) Go to the gym, and 5) Eat. But, sometimes I can also be..

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AOL: djrobinbanks
ICQ: 214925464
Yahoo!: theholymcnugget

My Interests

picking leaves off of bushes or trees as I walk past them, avoiding facial contact with bungee cord, parallel synchronised randomness, tim's cascade style potato chips extra thick & crunchy sea salt & vinegar, frank's red hot original cayenne pepper sauce

I'd like to meet:

All the MILFs

Music:

2-step, breaks, downtempto, electro, hip-hop, booty bass, grime, uk garage, jungle, soul, funk, boogie, classic r&b, early '80s rock, oh yeah, and... lily allen. hey, i know you're pregnant and shit, but where's the new album at?

Movies:

paper moon, ghost world, bridget jones's diary, raising arizona, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dawn of the dead, death proof

Television:

absolutely fabulous, so you think you can dance, spongebob squarepants, family guy, insomniac, chappelle's show, girls behaving badly, six feet under, deadwood, flight of the conchords, the office, weeds, the tudors

Books:

if tomorrow comes, fast food nation, the vice guide to sex and drugs and rock and roll, battle royale

Heroes:

president clinton, kerry green, caseylee lomber, ice t

My Blog

Shock the rocker campaign 2008!

If you didn't already know 2008 is the year of the Reverse Shocker.. So, show your support of this campaign early by sending a photo of yourself rocking the Reverse Shocker, and I'll post it here with...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:43:00 PST

For those of you who need dragging

Here's what you're missing OMG! I feel pretty already Look up. That's where you'll find me The entry to rugrat storage. Also, key storage if you grew up in a small town Rugrat Storage: A pederast'...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

I Love New York 2 finale

My thoughts... 1) Punk: Glad to see him go. Only because he is too good for New York, 2) Taylor Made: Seriously emotionally and mentally defective. Nuff said, and 3) Just as she should have chose...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

Vacation 2007

Santa Cruz: I'm too sexy for this beach. Too sexy for this beach... Santa Cruz: Sandcastles provided by FEMA Santa Cruz: Remember these nuts from Wife Swap? I put a dollar in their bucket Santa Cr...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

I have mad Gmail invites

Seriously, just hit me up if you want one. ~Joe
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:09:00 PST

NYE pics and captions funnier than Bob Saget

Suiting up for the main event Best bartender in Reno: Brooke (not shown). This is Jessica... just kidding I'll bet you Jared Fogle wasn't at your party This guy requested Salsa. What am I, a ...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:27:00 PST

Why weddings are a DeeJay's best friend

Note: The following actually took place over Labor Day weekend. I just now got around to posting it 1. Free food 2. Free drinks 3. At least 3 drunk bride's maids Seriously though, I had a killer time ...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 01:11:00 PST

Vacation: All I ever wanted

1. The butterfly greenhouse thing at Six Flags Marine World 2. Street art on an electrical box in Santa Cruz, CA 3. "Smile and wave, boys." "Smile and wave." 4. Tiger Shark (?) at Six F...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:47:00 PST

People and shit

1. Van Ness Avenue, San Francisco 2. Lexy from New York and her friend Mike; Livin' la vida loca 3. Mighty Aphrodite 4. Crisis and Brandon. They're both on MySpace... somewhere 5. Trouble on vin...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Musical Sausage

A fun little game I took from the now defunct Grand Royal.com. All you have to do is take the names of two (2) or more musical artists/bands and link them by using similarities in one's end to an...
Posted by R♥bin Banks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST