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PHILIP

About Me

I'm alive, which is a start.Frankly the whole galactic carpentry thing has hit the buffers with Burkina Faso having pulled out of the space race, but the hovering sofas and the intercontinental quilts are still selling well and there is a waiting list for the radioactive coffee maker.
Outside the sun is shining. Soon though the USAF will cover our English skies with vapour trails and then blame climate change on the fact that I left my computer trickle charging all night.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Penélope Cruz, Paul McCartney and the bloke who had the idea to make all premiership referees look like puppets from Thunderbirds.

My Blog

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