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Good day old chaps, or young chaps rather, it is I, Dick Diver. I have created this page in order to further my prime-hold on the social hierarchy of every single civilized citizen, yes including you young one. The Nineteen-twenties would not be a roaring decade without me, oh no... I am the inventor of partying- nevermind the Gatsby chap- yes, what you pesky kids now associate with sexual activities, bongs (what ever they entail), bruises amd high-spirits was a by-product of my richly lived youth. I may have been what is now referred to as a 'pimp', seducing younger ladies with rippling golden manes, and as a result having to rid these specimens in order to protect my wife. I am a hedonist, therefore do not question my morality because once one has entered my standard of pleasure one becomes addicted- to me, my loving, my soul. At least, this was the case sixty or so years ago, before my handlebar moustache prevented certain rituals. Age may have taken its toll, but I am back, I tell you, and this Diver will not die until I have you- all of you!!!!!!!!!!!