Tina - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello, my name is Tina. I am the pet of Gary, Connie, Simon, Madeleine and Stephanie. I am a mother of two beautiful boys, George & Elton. They were tragically kidnapped late last year, any information on their disappearance would be greatly appreciated. I am currently in an open relationship with Horatio.

My Interests

I love being scratched, goon, licking, shagging, sleeping, spooning, modelling for Steph & Madz, sunbaking, hunting, partying.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to see my boys again. I'd also like to meet Scooby Doo, David Bowie, Margaret Atwood, Jill Singer, Naomi Robson, Bill Gates, Che Guevara, John Cale, Gael Garcia Bernal and Vladmir Putin.

Music:

Blondie, The Divinyls, David Bowie, The Cure, Alice In Chains, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Eric Clapton, Jethro Tull, Kiss...

Movies:

Scooby Doo (1&2), Mean Girls, Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back, 101 Dalmations, Love Liza, Drugstore Cowboy, Kill Bill 1&2, Happy Feet, The Departed...

Television:

I prefer to sleep

Books:

"Every Woman" by Derek Llewellyn-Jones

Heroes:

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