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bartµ¤lðmëW

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About Me

to all those who dont know who i am then what are you doing on my-space? and to all of those who do what would you like to know about me? this can be put to a forum because i dont know what to type here. any shit information about me that isnt actually ever relevant or important has already been filled in in the multitude of quiz's that i constantly do out of boredom (i love recieveing them so to any of you who do respond - taa) so yeh... whatever... i like taoism MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Shannon Bennett, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Monroe

My Blog

Shotgun Rules

Now there is a lot of debate about the rules in calling of 'shotgun.' Ive slowly compiled a list of rules from things ive heard and read and now share these with you...   1) The first person to...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Why im no longer 22 according to Myspace

22 is shit. Being 21 is still at that point where its acceptable to be somewhat childish yet you can get a bit of respect for not being a kid. 22 However just seems to demand responsibility and 'looki...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:31:00 GMT

Kids dont do this at home

Dislocating your shoulder is bad news people - i should know i did it 4 hours ago. I was playing indoor soccer this evening and it was going well against a team that skill poor and physical rich. They...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:18:00 GMT

Valentines day is upon us

Feburary 14th - Valentines day according to all calanders that you buy your mother from the arcades of shopping malls from those bogus little stands when you cant think of much else to buy them for ch...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:08:00 GMT

The photo

So over the past few days i have recieved several messages and emails and whatnot regarding the picture of me that is set as default (the lovely one on the left yep...) Pretty much all of these m...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:52:00 GMT

Clams have feelings too...

Actually they dont have central nervousness... Now ponder that thought whilst sifting throught the following tirade/insult to the written work and the English language. Actually i believe that for the...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:41:00 GMT

Best Birthday Ever!!

Awake... The sunlight reaches its boney arms through the cracks in the curtains that resemble the splits in the pavement down at the local drop in, blinding my still closed eyes and prising them open ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Like buying an ipod... once again ive crumbled to become one of the masses... shame bart shame.

Ahoy ladies gentlemen and dogs... thats right dogs... you know who you are, Get off the computer and get back to licking your balls - or lack of balls - or whatever... Yes thats right kids - ive joine...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:09:00 GMT